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What the fuck is that? The only word that comes to my mind when i hear Colombian, is cartel.

No, we all know you're old.

That's Tumblr...

Can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not.

I hate when Latino porn actors call girls that are a lot younger than them "mama", so weird.

I've actually googled "calling your boyfriend your daddy" because I wanted to know if it's common and apparently it's not.

Sorry, I can't find the interview at the moment. I just know that she said that when talking about finding the 50s/60s culture.

I don't think it's that common. Lana herself said she always thought she was weird for calling her boyfriend that.

Vote here: http://de.eonline.com/news/365037/celeb-of-the-year-2012-vote-for-your-favorite-hitmakers-in-round-1

I was really disappointed by the Paradise Edition. I don't like Cola or American. I don't like LDRAKALG that much. There are good songs on there but I prefer other versions of them.

You're none of the first three things.

Eat a fetus. Would you rather accidently shit or vomit during sex?

Excuse me, where are the videos of you crying you were supposed to film for me?

Edit: oops

Billy likes every opinion, that's very...fair of you.

Judging both of you hardcore. Nosebleeds, I have tampons. Would you rather fuck your dad to save your mom from being killed or let her die? (Stolen from Jimmy Carr)

You have to watch the video to fully "enjoy" it.

Your Apple earphones seem to be broken or you have just lost your mind.

It still sucks. Also, why am I naked? Was that necessary?

Trying that now.

Blue Velvet is the absolute worst. Cola is second.

f u

I'm unique, okay?