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This is also my new favourite thread!

THIS THREAD CAN NEVER BE DELETED! I'M IN AWE...
 
:oprah: :oprah: :oprah:

Ladies, if you really want to reign them suckers then line out them limbs and plump up them pluckers since that's the only way to get them motherfuckers - A self help book by Lana Del Rey comparable in length to a Fiona Apple album title

Hip Swinging: The How-To guide for the ultimate dance move

"Playing Dangerous: How To Talk Your Way Out Of An Arrest"

"i didn't even have a house to live in let alone $ to fuck w my face: How To Win An Argument"

"Darlin' Doesn't Have A Problem 'Cause Her Liquor's Top Shelf: How To Hide You Alcoholism"
 
 
Well, that one clearly didn't help.

"My Pussy Tastes Like Pepsi Cola: A How-To Guide To Seducing American Men"

"i didn't even have a house to live in let alone $ to fuck w my face: How To Win An Argument"

Thank you, I'm looking forward to it.

"Darlin' Doesn't Have A Problem 'Cause Her Liquor's Top Shelf: How To Hide You Alcoholism"
 
 
Well, that one clearly didn't help.

Cliche Songwriting: A guide to throwing the terms Coney Island, James Dean, Daddy, and Baby in every phrase

"i didn't even have a house to live in let alone $ to fuck w my face: How To Win An Argument"

Yayo: The Drug Slang Dictionary and Other Gangster Terms

"Nothin' More Gorgeous Than A Hundred Dollar Bill: A Hooker's Guide"

"DOPE TROPICO SURF CANNES CINEMA SHIT: Lana Del Rey's advice to future musicians"

"Hawaiian Glam Metal, Surf Noir and Hollywood Sadcore: How To Create You Own Unique Genre"

Hit me and tell me you're mine: How to make domestic violence sound sexy

I'm delicious, you're disgusting: Confidence in 3 easy steps!

hahahaha this is too good

"Get Down Like Your Tutor Taught You To And Do It: How To Get Good Grades"

"My Pussy Tastes Like Pepsi Cola: A How-To Guide To Seducing American Men"

"Review from user LanaDelRey : 0 stars : 10 out of 10 people found this helpful --- My entire discography is online now. Do not recommend this book."

Well, I think she said she made out with him.
 
 
That's what I meant. But that's not really Lolita-esque, that's just a relationship with an older man. She did it because she thought the concept was cool. She even said she started drinking because she thought "the concept was so fucking cool."

Well, I think she said she made out with him.
 
 
That's what I meant. But that's not really Lolita-esque, that's just a relationship with an older man. She did it because she thought the concept was cool. She even said she started drinking because she thought "the concept was so fucking cool."