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Also can we stop calling Lana underrated? She’s very famous and currently outstreams Ariana Grande and Billie Eilish. I’m tired.

Wait why is nobody talking about the fact that she did a shoot at the cemetery?

Wait y’all, that would make sense. I think it IS @lanadelrey. Because this random YouTuber I watch is definitely not a Lana fanatic and they followed @oceanblvd.

#1 doesn’t matter and Morgan Wallen’s fanbases don’t overlap with Lana’s whatsoever. Sales matter though, don’t get it twisted.

Spill.

Dream: Lana posts a clip to the account titled “A&W… soon” (think the Tropico clip she posted post QFTC). Reality: She’s sitting at a coffee shop with Candace (she’s paying of course) and has no idea the account exists.

Not some random YouTuber I follow following the account… y’all took this too far.

Not them edging us like this

I kind of don’t want them to release A&W this early.

Wait facts. Blue Banisters was a mixtape actually that’s why it’s certified wood.

All this hype within the fandom… where were y’all during Blue Banisters first week?

Not me typing this as a full grown adult at work while in a meeting… the chokehold this woman has on me.

I just KNOW the Interscope marketing interns are behind this. And I KNOW they’re lurking. Hey y’all 👋

Ben definitely putting the lunch on the business card I can’t

No you’re right… I think it’s just the Billboard mag makeup and she hasn’t washed her hair. ahhhh never change Lana

OH… she’s in album cycle mode. American Whore video incoming.

Not you speaking for Lana ijbol

I think it’ll be it’s own song but I’m guessing she’ll sample the “ooh ahh ah ah signing off bang bang kiss kiss” part as the outro

If she didn’t care she wouldn’t put out vinyl variants. Be serious. She’s always been proud of her numbers, are you a new fan?

Y’all acting as if you can’t preserve mystique AND ALSO BE SUCCESSFUL. Tf. With her streaming above the likes of Billie and Ariana freaking Grande, she should be selling 100k. Easily. It’s just that the new music isn’t being marketed. At all. Or at least not in the right ways.

Me

She’s coming for 33k first week at her current promotion rate.

What she needs to be shooting is American Vogue. Who cares about Billboard.

Me listening to Lana’s out of breath out of tune shaky vocal takes on any Drew Erickson track

Claiming all the Jack Kingtonoff songs.