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THE CLUES ARE EVERYWHERE LISTEN. OPEN your eyes and see. Lana isn’t just an artist—she’s a prophet, a guide, a MASTER of numerology and synchronicity. If you think she’s doing anything randomly, you’re still asleep. Let me break this down for you: the preorder for her next album is going live at EXACTLY 3:21 AM TODAY. It is NO COINCIDENCE that she is dropping it on May 21st. And it’s all because of her husband’s birthday—March 21 (3/21). First of all, Lana has been OBSESSED with numbers lately. Did you even LOOK at the Did You Know That There’s a Tunnel Under Ocean Blvd tracklist? The sequencing, the timing, the little moments where the songs echo her life events? That album was LAYERED with numbers. And now that she’s married, she’s embedding HIS birth date into her art. Let’s talk about March 21. 3/21. These numbers are cosmic, angelic. The 3 stands for the trinity, the holy creative forces (Lana, her art, and us—the fans). The 21 is the culmination, the end of a cycle, the moment things come together. ALSO it’s her BIRTH DAY. Lana KNOWS this. That’s why she married him. This isn’t just love—this is a cosmic alignment. But wait—here’s where it gets crazy. In the Ride music video (2012—HELLO, another 3 and 21 if you think about it!!!), there’s a clock in the background during the gas station scene, and if you slow it down, IT LANDS ON 3:21 FOR ONE FRAME. You thought that was random? No. She’s been planning this for over a DECADE. Jeremy Dufrene’s initials are J.D., which in Pythagorean numerology translate to 1 and 4. Add those to the 3 and 21, and what do you get? 3 + 21 + 1 + 4 = 29. The moon’s synodic cycle is 29.5 days. LANA IS THE MOON, AND SHE’S COMPLETING HER CYCLE. Now, 3:21 AM. Why the time? Because it’s the most liminal, magical moment of the day. Between the hours of 3 and 4 AM, the veil between worlds is thinnest. Lana is aligning the preorder with her husband’s soul signature to birth this album into existence. She isn’t just releasing music; she’s channeling celestial energy.

thats when you pretend to have a stroke, which gives you an excuse for talking really bad italian, and out of sympathy they send you the lana vinyl… grazie mille 🇮🇹

me opening my abandoned duolingo italian lessons so i can call the italian store

WHO SPEAKS ITALIAN QUICK CALL THEM

omg so the only difference is that we knew something was gonna come on december 7th because she said that it will and then the links got activated the day of the single release i wouldn’t usually move because of the links but she did say that there are gonna be two more songs by the end of the year

wait a minute didn’t this exact thing happen with ocean blvd single release?

im holding extra space tomorrow for this link

she probably saw the desperation in everyone’s comments when she teased rbfy and decided to have mercy during this jolly christmas season and perhaps release something before the new year… ho ho ho

do we know when the link was activated? also i totally just subscribed to that website with my school email IDGAF i need whatever gator girl can give me

im fucking giggling in bed at this

she just deleted the story….

if it was true, the swifties ought to give her credit for that big brain shade they can’t even be mad

oh thank god i have been DYING to know the type and brand of cajun seasoning lana del rey’s redneck husband uses to make seafood boil in the louisiana bayou right next to the gators, thank you lana

why do these lyrics eat

i find it mind blowing that lana had her wedding dress picked out in august when she played paris, reading and leeds, and we didn’t know that she even had a boyfriend, let alone a fiancé, until reading!! lana always has something secret going on i swear

https://www.instagram.com/p/DDx5lC7RGV1/?igsh=NHE1OGVpdzdwZ3pu THE DRESS

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DDoKN5cypp6/?igsh=Mnk1c3Nrd21raTM3 queen of physical touch

i’m not trying to ignore the elephant in the room at all, i’m trying to say that jeremy is not a reflection of lana’s political views. the things that man reposted on facebook are disappointing, but can we really attribute the things he thinks to lana’s thoughts? i’m trying to be objective here. not everything jeremy says or believes is immediately lana’s shared belief. that was my entire point. i understand it’s disappointing because lana is associating herself with him and he thinks that, but that doesn’t immediately mean lana thinks that way too. i mean, would that fit her character that we have observed for 12+ years now? i get and respect what you’re saying though, but i just have a different view of it

guys let’s not use republican and trump supporter interchangeably, keep in mind that republican ≠ trump supporter. lana has always defined herself as a centrist either directly or indirectly, according to some of her statements. we know lana hates trump and it would be actually impossible for her to switch up so fast and love trump now, especially considering how stubborn she is lol spouses can disagree on political views. idk why everybody seems so triggered, they’re acting like lana was genuinely a full-on leftist before marrying jeremy. she has always been somewhere in the middle and has never expressed either far-left or far-right views. and considering that she is rich and a privileged white woman, why would it be surprising if she was a republican? personally, i don’t think she is as i think ole girl is a centrist. and i’m so annoyed that this discourse is being brought up when all she was talking about were the morals and values in the music industry (which is full of shady people) and her own good-willed values. all she was saying was that, as a person who is good intentioned (like she is/calls herself - peep the lyric on ‘grandfather please stand…’), she is in an industry which exploits people. this political discourse is pointless because she has discussed her hatred for trump and we know where her values stand. i hate how a man in her life has the ability to bring her down in the eyes of the public. this discourse wouldn’t be necessary if lana was the man and if the wife was a republican, but that’s a topic i don’t wanna get into today

she’s so eloquent, intelligent, and classy, but also super witty and fun, no wonder everyone is so inspired and enamoured by her