ShadesOfFool

finally a good post on this site

no baby

are we feeling any features for this album? my dream features were kehlani, ty dolla sign, and nicki m...now kehlani hates her and nicki probably isn't too pleased either.... if anything we'll probably get some random folk singer i've never heard of (sigh)

the demo of beautiful people is top 10 things she's ever recorded.

you typed all this and chuck still sucks omg

Chuck stinks, it’s so nice to be able to say that out loud.

yeah I would agree. The twitter hype and the public hate is kind of overshadowing it, but she definitely doesn’t not seem okay. Like you said, the allusions you’re Plath and the (possible) reveal of time in a mental hospital are not comforting. Also, yeah her mother’s day post was kind of off, so she clearly has issues with her mother. And then drugs, alcohol, depression, and shitty men seem to be a recurring thing in her life. And last we heard she had just broken up with sean... I said in another thread I suspect she might be having a “mid life crisis” (that term makes me cringe but it’s the only one I can think of). She wanted to be married and be a mother by now, and tbh she’s nowhere near there. So I think she’s definitely taking things hard.

Well produced music is the worst, most shallow, and immature aspect you can think of? Well shit.

LA Love slaps tho, on an unrelated note

She should just do an album of unreleased songs that are already floating around. Just put them out in one single package so then everyone can shut up about them lol. She knows her fans already know them all, tho, so she might not see a point. Anyways I’m hoping for a single maybe around the Fourth of July, she usually had been putting out the lead a couple months before the album drop (except for NFR that was about a two year rollout)

I think she’s kinda lost her spark tbh. Her other albums are so unique and powerful. No one but Lana Del Rey could make an album like Ultraviolence, for example. Meanwhile NFR was just so plain, generic. Tbh I find it boring. I understand she’s matured and it would ridiculous to expect her to just do one thing her whole career. She was a troubled young woman during her early career and her music reflected that, now she’s calmed down a lot, and the music reflects that too. BUT that doesn’t mean you can never make an exciting song again, Lana. The music used to literally give people goosebumps, it was so raw and lush and out there. Now it just sounds filler on an album made by any other alternative/country artist. hopefully her “I just want one piano and ukele to make this entire album” phase is over and she can go back to being a musical beast again.

When that track list drops, I don’t wanna recognize a single song. When she first put out the NFR tracklist my bear sank because I had already heard half the songs. So far we know there’s a song called “Let Me Love You Like A Woman” and probably one called “White Hot Forever.” And she always has a title track of “Chemtrails over the Country Club” also.

Just want an another album that is fun and enjoyable to listen to

Idc what the album is about, I just know I want Hollywood on there

yeah that’s what I was guessing tbh Country clubs are the most upper middle class American thing I can think of. Like that’s just so...Americana. So I’m guessing she’s saying the American Dream is polluted/broken/toxic. NFR was similar in theme but with a little more sweetness in there. Hope was dangerous but she still had it. Now who knows? I lowkey don’t think she’s ~okay~ right now, so I’m curious to see what the music reflects.

To be honest, I still have no idea what “Chemtrails over the country club” means... like... “country club” gives me privileged white girl (not a good look for her rn) and chemtrails...idk? I know it’s like planes but that’s so random. A metaphor for drugs? Getting high at the country club? For what it’s worth, I hate the title of NFR too. I would’ve called it Venice Bitch tbh.

“a bloated hamster” lmaoooooooo Sadly that’s lowkey true

I really could care less about a spoken word album. Especially in light of everything happening with her. Sing your songs and shaddup lmaoooo We should get a single June or July tho

Why does she do her makeup like that...?

This album release is gonna be painful to watch. People on social media literally want her head on a stick lmao. They’re gonna be eating her up and there’s nothing we can do lol

I brace myself every time I check IG now

She looks unrecognizable in the last few pics we’ve seen. Her face at the end of that last poem video...who even was that? I’m all for plastic surgery but she looked better before. Is it fillers? Her face looks so puffy and just weird.

I love Kehlani, but she was 100% just tryna get cool points off Lana. And tinashe...well she’s gotta make people remember she exists somehow. Lana was reckless for posting that, but They could have easily privately hit lana up, especially since they were claiming her making it public was dangerous. So like...why bring even more attention to it? But anyways if I were Lana I’d be locking myself in the house right now and not coming out or going online for a long while.

I would be shocked if the album comes out on September 5th. Especially after what just happened on social media now, she might just shut down for a pretty long time.