Mer

Ma'am I don't kink-shame and I know mine was kinda unhinged, but where I've been and where you've been are more than few degrees apart

id take a bullet for you

cocktail? Baby I’m chasing down my 8th glass of wine with a shot of tequila

girl ofc your getting drunk fast, espc if that sprite is diet/artificially sweetened

Girl what do you want us to be doing?

I’m so glad we’re all drunk. I’m switching from wine to gin and hoping paradise is on its way

If the FBI didn’t know there’s a Lana Del Rey song called “Pussy” somewhere out there, they’d for sure shut this site down seeing the recent posts

I don't think I can hide out in the coat closet all night waiting for something to leak so...someone DM me when Paradise 2015 and LA Who Am I inevitably leak

Can't have a wedding without a first dance song (Paradise 2015)

can't you see our edits anyways...?

I am a terrible flirt, it works IRL bc I'm pretty enough no one notices

ok now i feel bad sorry i didn't mean to put him on the spot i just thought it was funny to say that with Beraved's followup

I'm bored sorry, and I think everyone here is so cute

I can never tell if you're genuinely hilarious or if I just find you funny bc I think you're kinda cute Oh I guess it's the latter

I loved Saltburn mainly for Rosamund Pike. I don't really understand why everyone was so scandalized by it? Altho I say that after once making out with the cup my crush used when I was 12 after he left the room...

I honestly admire the mod team and their dedication to keeping things running smoothly so much bc I would've just given up I think at this point Anyways, back to the scheduled delusion

So we're going to merge everything here with the random convo thread in January and pretend all this never happened, right?

It's only 3pm here for me, but my parents and my aunt are currently arguing about how to cook the duck (with either walnut and pomegranate sauce or orange sauce)

So what’s everyone eating for Xmas Eve dinner—since we’re not being fed by leaks?

#KONY2012

when it turns out the "Meet Me In the Pale Moonlight" we currently have is just a recreation a la "Fine China" and that's why the unleaked/original is no where to be found

I briefly thought this was a m*sturbation joke and was like MISS GIRL

I am jealous and h8 you bc my friends would literally laugh in my face if i asked them for a Lana unreleased theme night