Mer

omg I’m about to change ur life (and no ofc I didn’t mean anything bad by it):

okayyyyyy Countess LuAnn

tfs the matter with you to put a “SHE WON” comment with barely any context on this thread on this night

omg not to get off topic, but I follow this Miami doctor who regularly does facelifts for patients in their early-to-mid-30s and the results are unbelievable! I would, in a heartbeat—and apparently getting little mini ones will look more natural long term than getting a big one in ur 50s.

I’m going to get accused of being a “fake feminist” (iykyk), but istg Taylor’s gotten a baby facelift or something. She looks really different (and snatched).

immediate ban.

if ur lying istg

it's almost 7 o'clock, they should be the ones moving rn

Maybe they're actually departing NYC

Gang has bigger things to worry about than sinking that dunker rn

I think so, unless she's not, then I don't think she will.

I had sort of made up my mind that if you were gonna be this generous and give us this, I thought it might be a fun moment to tell you that my elevtenth studio album comes out September 31st. And I will tell you more via Typewriter Post on Instagram after my vape break.

already perched for her divisive speech and it’s fall out

I wish she had a jet so we could track it like a bunch of unhinged Swifties to see if she's flying to the VMAs LMAO

(oops) swamp

She’s buying the couch she’ll be watching the VMAs from

it’s horribly off-centre, filled with surface noise, and badly compressed. But it’s still beautiful music

I’m running out of ppl for Tana so I’m just ignoring you. @Surf Noir you are always Fiona Apple to me.

no I’m never selling mine lol, even if the quality is shit

Data Von Teese

girl we can’t even expect this one

Get Free vs. Art Deco