Fart Deco

God sometimes I really wish she was as money hungry as a certain peer of hers… she really is the definition of music not the bling

We can only hope in Interscope greedyness

Don’t get your hopes up… Realistically, she’ll just post a picture on her honeymoon account three days late celebrating BTD 10th anniversary and call it a day. Lizzy, if you’re reading prove me wrong

A Migos collab on a LDR album would be a shitstain in her discography

It actually is possibile if you think that COCC was due December 2020 (delayed because of vinyls production) and BB was probably due summer 2021… she’s clearly a workaholic and is probably working on LDR9 for some time now, her plans were just delayed because of covid restrictions and problems In conclusion, LDR9 is coming

LDR9 lead single debut at Coachella, album out mid June x

Is this happiness, absolutely

She has already done it and she’ll do it again

God, I may or may not be positive to C19 rn, but at least I still got taste… Anyway we need strings, real strings, a lot of strings… Dan Heath strings

When Serene Queen will be reworked by Mike Dean for LDR9

Patty don’t start

I already know LDR9 will be a banger Are you in danger? Do you want us to call the police?

The Blackest Day demo is superior to the final version and so is the Freak one, thanks for coming to my TED talk.

Well… Merry Christmas y’all!

I’ve got a feeling she’s gonna surprise drop this tomorrow (digital only)…

They’re TEASING (I know it’s just a lil throwback lemme just be delusional)

A BTD style production for LDR9 is not unrealistic at all, even if Jack was involved… The Cinnamon Girl outro gives me strong BTD vibes + WFWF which is one of the last tracks recorded for BB has a strong classic Lana feeling, and it’s produced by Mike Dean, that we know will probably be involved in making LDR9 (alongside Emile?)… Maybe she’s really revisiting that sound for BTD 10th anniversary

A LFL sized mess

I just remembered that this unknown italian artist released a song titled Lana Del Rey in 2018… the lyrics are pretty cringe and the song flopped, but the beat is nice He basically says to the girl he likes that she’s much more beautiful than Lana Del Rey naked, I think it is a compliment for Lana since he’s taking her as the maximum standard for beauty

So the hype machine is starting… they’re definitely teasing

Probably my fave on BB, should’ve been the opener imo… imagine opening the album with “Here’s the deal/‘Cause I know you want to talk about it.”

I’m a little bit scared about a possible Migos collab on LDR9… I hope she just said the first thing that passed through her mind in that moment, I don’t want them homophobes… She should collab with Kevin Abstract instead

The Men in Music business conference realness…

What if she’s calling all of her producers to celebrate the 10th anniversary of Born To Die… Steven, David, Rick, Dan (Heath), Justin, Emile, Chris, Tim, Dan (Auerbach), Greg, Paul, Jack, Zach, Drew, Gabe and Mike

Remember Emile on his way to Mike in the studio?