Chemtrail

You say that but I bet in reality you'd just stare and try not to act surprised or shocked lmao. She'd leave if you did that anyway.

I don't think they're on the kindle version, I don't recall seeing them but I only skimmed through the poems I already knew (I've been really into this project since she was teasing it on IG so I actually pretty much memorised most of it so that I could keep it with me wherever I am) and read the new poems. EDIT: Never mind, just saw an emoji in What Happened When I Left You lol

Has anyone on here seen the film Orphan? All this talk about injured birds is reminding me of the scene where Esther bricks an injured bird because it's kinder to put it out of its misery lol

No but I don't want to lol I'd probably throw up and cry a bit tbh

Walking through the woods and not paying attention to your surroundings while a bird, likely injured and unable to fly, is laying on the ground.

She should have included Thanks to the Locals on the audiobook tbh inbetween My Bedroom Is a Sacred Place Now and Paradise Is Very Fragile. Agreed on Ringtone, I didn't care for it either.

@RormanNockwell @ultralife Thanks to the Locals was the only one left that I liked.

Sugarfish

Exactly. I thought I'd be reading 13 or so poems today but it's just 5 new ones (one of which is awful) and a bunch of haikus, most of which she already posted on IG. I have Useless Magic too.

Hold on

I'm disappointed because there were only one or two poems worth reading that we didn't have already, but it is what it is. I really didn't think they were including the haikus when they said there were 30 poems.

Fine China vs Bartender

EDIT: Just saw Elle's post.

Can't be bothered listening to this but I hope it's not what Ben meant when he said we'd get new music in September lol

You can only speak for yourself. I hate this forum and barely say a thing, doesn't mean I'm not excited for the book lol

They didn't, they were just at the hotel at the same time. Gaga and Lindsay did and then it turned out Gaga had a small part in Machete Kills. Lindsay was in the first one so it made sense. (Both films are shit btw, wouldn't recommend either of them).

I almost forgot we still have around 16 poems left to read from this project

I love it so much, its so beautiful. Thank you @Elle

v tranquil

If you two start arguing again I'm gonna have to call 911 on the culture

This was an enjoyable read until you mentioned being friends with people on Facebook. Don't rlly care about that but this is pretty accurate

I knew over half of it months before it was released but she doesn't necessarily release things just for people who are obsessed like us lol. Most didn't know the poems. I compiled them ages ago incase she never released the book but we still got 6 new ones with the audiobook. This is kinda why I don't obsess over anything she posts like that new snippet, it just dulls the experience.

Most fans just love her music and don't care about promo, that stuff is trivial. She released a poetry audiobook 2 weeks ago

She did say that her label was fine with her putting out albums whenever she wants to a few years ago so if everything's ready in time she'll probably do it. I still think that TJF post was her way of saying it's still coming because fans expected the announcement the day before.