Venice Peach

Maniacally refreshing the website until I'm greeted with Lana's big boobs on the cover

This might be the most direct clue we got in the whole pre pre release tho

Ben posting yet another story about SS and Spotify while we're here having a pre-meltdown

Did she update her website when LMLYLAW or the triple singles dropped? I remember her website background being the SHE picture in B&W at one point but I think that was some days after the release... I think we're getting a whole album announcement today

Funny how we're practically in December now she committed to the icy waves

Maybe the black background is the cover... she did say no color

I shazamed Rockefeller earlier today and it didn't do anything so if a single is imminent, it's not the umbreller ☔️ song

Kinda loved the tracklist tho... not the songs sorry

I KNEW we wouldn't leave 2022 empty-handed but I'm scared about the scat preceding something once again Whatever it is, it is new and intentional since there's a 2022. It's happening

5 new pages in less than an hour this better be good... I'm at 813

Ben had the perfect opportunity to tease but he didn't... cause he's going to let Lana do the teasing this time Announcement tomorrow

By the way the zip there is just a bunch of kpop so don't bother

Not another Tuesday "announcement"

Ben posted like 4 times the same thing but didn't tease an amazingly beautiful 9th (at least) album ✨️🚀 We lost

The random Gaga diss is sending me poor joanne

Ride is the worst song from Paradise Like I love it when I listen to it and I rarely skip it but I never have the urge to play that one unless I put the whole album on... and I don't know why cause I truly enjoy it when it plays

Maybe they'll wait until the holiday season is over for a formal announcement but I can see her casually dropping the title in a random Christmas post

I'm still holding onto hope... some videos only started popping up now so I'm praying they haven't uploaded it yet Even though I wouldn't be surprised at all if she just didn't even know/cared about it

I saw some people got a katy video on their spotify wrapped teasing new music. Still waiting for Lana

It's just a screening of one of her old UK concerts sadly

So spotify wrapped is apparently out (not for me for some reason). Tell me we got an announcement from Lana please

It feels like we're an ancient civilization doing rituals for rain to have good crops but instead we manifest scat for Lana news

No I mean Lana's video

Didn't we get the theft video right after a scat attack? If something happens tomorrow/this week I'm going to freak out

Maybe it was a clue for a Heroin demo... writing in blood on my walls and shit