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1 minute ago, lanasbottom said:

just her filmed from the side, she looked casual as usual so i assume they were probably in his studio 

sure cause i don’t have anything better to do 

wait so u saw it yourself on his page?

guys imagine if the album wasn't called rock candy sweet or blue banisters. boz said the “title track” wasnt produced by jack but he never specified the title track was BB 

this kinda is more wishful thinking than anything because “blue banisters” doesn’t sound like a revenge album

am i close? i know ur lurking eclipse 

7 minutes ago, littleredpartydress said:

I’m pretty sure he used that because it’s eclipses avi on atrl and was just using it as a reaction pic 

 

or there are levels to the trollery we are currently experiencing

maybe they know something we don’t... 

omg ... blue popsicle.... blue bannisters? 

do we think boz used the squidward licking a popsicle pic as a clue? 

maybe the cover is from the day she took that blue popsicle pic...

omfg it’s so weird how all of this is coming into fruition in time for QFTC’s bday because literally LAST NIGHT i had a dream that lana posted an igtv video titled “question for the culture 2.0”

anyone else get kicked out of viewing the atrl blue bannisters thread

I checked if cherry blossom was on shazam when she posted the lyrics and it already was, i don’t think it being registered means anything tbh

i do not think i can handle another album ruined by jack  

on one hand i really want her to finish whatever she’s working on with mike and put that out, but on the other hand i reallllllly want a summer release 

so... 

this album is “shocking” in some way

rock candy sweet is a lyric

blue bannisters is not produced by jack (possibly mike dean?) and described as “cute” 

mike dean confirmed working with lana but said they aren’t done 

lana is telling us the album comes out july 4th (63 days) 

the vinyl process takes 90 days 

MIKE DEAN

9 minutes ago, expandableclitoris said:

the way she literally changed such a phresh and dope title for one we could easily get from artists like Florida Georgia Line circa 2012

her worst album title 

the only thing that can save it is an amazing psychedelic blue tinted cover.... i’m not gonna hold my breath 

2 minutes ago, IanadeIrey said:

Is the scrobble guy different from BlackOutZone? No, right? 

Because that profile picture is a photo of Lana from the 2015 Vogue Turkey shoot, and BoZ's twitter is a selfie of a man (who I'm assuming is him) so I'm guessing it's fake?

 

the scrobble guy was @actuallylucas but I just checked his last.fm and none of those songs were there so unless it’s someone else it’s probably fake 

@BlackoutZone u suck I know you’re selling 20 million 

no seriously can we get real information? like who are the producer(s)? are there collabs? how many tracks? there’s a way to give us information and still leave the element of surprise. these insiders are truly useless 

now that i’m thinking about it, lanas albums are really hard to fit into genres so the fact that none of the genres were correct makes me feel better

i was just listening to an unknown lana instrumental and realized if someone held me at gunpoint and asked the genre it was, i would die 

after that series of mental gymnastics, i can safely say today was a win because now we know it’s nothing safe enough to fall into a basic genre

ok we know there is an album because lana referred to it as an album. but boz is referring to a project. so, maybe he doesn’t even have the full album and instead only has a project that is included. “project” can mean music video, maybe even something like tropico? but i really doubt that because it would just be too good to be true. 

or i’m reading too much into this and boz just called it a project for some weird reason

someone did say,

It’s either a country album or she's going all out on the critics and name dropping publications” 

and he wrote a page later that no one was right so i think we avoided that disaster  to be clear by disaster i mean country 

can he actually give us some useful info im tired of the vagueness. this is why eclipse was bullied off lanaboards  

“not what we expect” 

what we originally expected: folk, country etc

what BOZ confirmed it’s not: rock, alt, hip hop

i'm more confused than ever like what can it be

what if she posted both rcs announcement and blue bannisters announcement bc she couldn't decide which title she liked better and wanted to see which got the most likes   

17 minutes ago, lanasbottom said:

oh yes definitely BUT let’s not act like anything on there is above uv, hm, nfr, btd or even half of lfl...

imo aka is better than nfr, lfl, and = btd 

i really can’t see this album being a tired continuation of chemtrails 

1. she wants revenge 

2. she’s releasing in the summer. if we look at her summer releases (uv and lfl) they are exciting albums and 100% feel like summertime.    

3. jack has been MIA and shown no support for (any) of lanas recent announcements 

so far im not sold on blue bannisters as an album name or a summer title track. this is where my logic gets run over by lana herself in her truck. so for personal reasons, i am pretending the album name is still rock candy sweet. 

imagine the unreleased track is ridin