The Stargirl Pinky

I just know Cassette Girl would prove you all wrong at the expense of her grandparent’s jobs

LMAO your friendly reminder to vote Pinky for Bartender award Until then…. 6 hours until the midnight surprise release of Henry and RBFY

Mark my words ladies we WILL be ringing in the new year with new promo singles

Something tells me this queen knew something all along…..

The gay interns at Interscope will never learn The Lipsters will uncover working URLs within one business hour

New user…. Ed is this you…. Doing Lana’s promo for her as you should hi cutie!!

OMG I need to call my accountant to open my retirement accounts to buy the vinyl This is happening TOO FAST OMG think about the merch we’re gonna get little stuffed alligators that say you’re cajun me crazy when you squeeze them I need three of them immediately!!

Omg????? The Lana.lnk.to URLs working??? The drought is nearly over

She posted we won

Wait did ya’ll see Jack said the party is today on Twitter lmao https://x.com/jackantonoff/status/1869557156078649599?s=46

I’m seated for the influx of selfies in the POY thread for those vying for Be My Daddy award

PINKY FOR BARTENDER and literally any other category you want!

A Jeremy and he’s the same but there’s a new hairline so he’s not 😭

I thought that was Serena!!! Very cool tbh Lana looks beautiful

How To Disappear [Piano Only version from Instagram] Roses Bloom For You [Harmonized/Backing Vocal presumed FINAL.mp3 from Instagram] Zodiac HQ [put us out of our misery not from Instagram] LYTAN [also not from Instagram]

Oh!! Welcome back United Healthcare CEO!

What a way to kick off your Lanaboards career

This is amazing DKFKFIKFJDN number eleven is sending me 😭😭😭

RELEASE LYTAN NOW

HELPBFKGNGKLFSD

When she puts that one on the album instead of the original

Me sitting here expecting something

This hoe is gonna spill the Henry release date tonight bookmark me!! Manifesting

When LDR gets interviewed about twerp and she gives us what can I say now 2.0