The Stargirl Pinky

Textbook slander?! On MY WATCH???

Lasso and Henry scrapped???? She said

The way I’ll eat up anything ya’ll tell me I’m just knee deep in tacos nursing my injured foot after a volleyball tournament

This is the most incredible summary I’ve ever heard amazing brilliant talented no one is doing it like you

Can someone catch me up on what’s happening I’m just sitting here lit and eating tacos

I wonder if any of those fan pics are our bestie @LustForcocc praying for ha!!!!

Help are those tiddie crumbs 😭😭 When I said Lana give us a crumb of info this is NOT what I meant 😭😭

Pls the way I would have bought tickets to the Boston show if I knew she wasn’t gonna do a stadium tour But anyway lovely speech, very sincere, very long winded in the cutest way she has so much to say Brb buying a house in McCreary County, Kentucky to have breakfast with Lana

The way they went in depth with her discography in the introduction and completely glossed over BB and Chemtrails like and these two existed before Tunnel SKDNDJDJD I am fucking HOWLING

BITCH RUN GOOOO

LMFAOOO PLEASE I CANT BREATHE When they hand out the breadsticks as consolation prizes then what

Now hold awn I love Billie and Taylor but this is getting hypocritical I’ve gotten at least two or three cash grab emails from Billie and her team about isolated vocals, sped up, slowed down, extended cuts, etc. At least the extended l’amour is on Spotify but she really reaching for these extras

Extended mix?!???! Pls I just woke up helppp

The way I thought these were all out of ten after reading @jimmyjimmycocoapuff’s review like

Wait I’m gagged did you guys know May 20th was the 21st anni since Top Model premiered https://x.com/notgwendalupe/status/1792691669403672919?s=46&t=_LDeL0_-n0NoQwuw4hi_9Q The fake elimination stunt SENT ME SKDNDJFB the way I forgot that happened

LMFAOOO

Dec 27, 2012 A bitch got her first job in China that winter break

Well at least we know she reads this site given the number of complaints we make over the same setlist And yet some peeps still ain’t happy we’ll never win huh Lasso announcement when ig

The way Lana is single-handedly carrying Alabama’s tourism on her back

Lovely album, truly wonderful. The only two songs I’m having trouble connecting with are The Diner (but I’m confident it’s gonna grow), and Lunch which is fine I guess but I don’t eat the clam so can’t relate

When she releases the double album hit me harder and softer then what?

The way I thought she posted another bomb selfie and I walked right into this mess

Bestie ur gonna get banned by asking for links pls don’t get banned ur so sexy aha

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