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Apparently she got a hoodie personalised with the word “Crenshaw” which is a neighbourhood in LA (undergoing gentrification according to Wikipedia so I’m sure some wokesters on twitter will make a tweet bout that). Don’t think it’s relevant to blue banisters so I’ll post it here instead https://twitter.com/nfrstans/status/1422006899868897281?s=21 edit: SpaceX HQ is along Crenshaw Boulevard omg grimes collab? edit2: OMG there’s a popular republican called dan crenshaw who’s running for office rn.. Lana you betta not edit3: sorry just getting into Crenshaw tea but there’s apparently a mall opening up that’s going to put a lot of local black business owners out of business so maybe this is Lana just going out of her way to support them which is a serve omg?

Omg that poor girly I feel bad for her the video was fine?? Also I kinda hate and find SNL completely unfunny but this clip has always been so good imo.. they defended Lana so well while still being funny

Oh yeah she’s definitely announcing tomorrow, she’s tryna get her engagement up yup

The depth of Text Book’s instrumental has me flawed honestly.. it’s so rich. also, the way she sings ‘it’s true darlin’ in wildflower, it gives me that buzz..

She looks so good but we can’t do nothin with that hunny where’s the news

One time before I made a LB account I made a post on reddit with actual NFR album tea I sleuthed and y’all ripped it to absolute shreds in the pre-release

this is why i really hate jack so much. i don't want this to sound like an angry anti-jack post again but the fact is that Lana's melodies are SO strong and powerful. each one of them. she straight up delivers each and every time and I'm obsessed. But I really struggle to fall in love with any of the songs on the last two albums, purely because of the production. Venice Bitch and MAC are the last two songs I've truly fallen in love with. Other than that, I've adored the melody of each and every song, like California should be my favourite Lana song but the overall production falls flat for me.

Elle when she gets a text from Ben telling her to unban Lana's secret account

it's starting omg

An ominous stranger who joins the thread every month trying to fit in with on-topic posts in a trolling tone until someone calls them out on being the scat attacker & suddenly the entire boards is filled with scat p*rn until a mod bans them, it's horrifying

STOP they were active on dbree yesterday. they're near

this is the kind of thing i love about this forum like who thinks these things up wtf

To be honest babes my internet is awful and pages take a long time to load if they have a ton of gifs but I don’t really mind they are enjoyable and funny and those kind of posts are the reason I keep coming back to this forum. I think there should be a pinned Lana news post on the homepage which only mods can update (like @Clampigirl’s timeline). It helps the guests & people who Only want news. Also, I don’t really think it’s hard to navigate like usually when something happens everyone is hyper-on-topic so if nobody’s on topic just kinda assume nothings happened or check the timeline x

The way she sings “and your best friend too” in didn’t change my number literally made me sit upright in bed.. she put crack in that part for sure Totally agree, I feel like she might be under the illusion her vocals are the reason for her success so she’s keeping them as is. I think she should explore a little more bc the half asleep grumbling is starting to be irritating sorry

I don't think so, the song (According to lanapedia) leaked on the September 5th which i think was the date chemtrails was originally scheduled for? but lowkey she probably delayed it twice after that anyway

when i see that ugly arse interviewer from the guardian.... girl u dont wanna know

The way Lolita (song) is just about how all the boys want her, and only references Lolita in that exact vein.. Like, I don't even think Lana's talking specifically about age gaps in relationships? Just that, like Lolita, her man is infatuated with her. How do people not have the critical thinking skills to realise that

I want another Yosemite moment but I also don’t want anymore ballads.. hmm

@brandon @lover hope I tagged the right ppl but the Lana song itself isn’t really controversial, it’s more that whoever leaked it (allegedly) stole & leaked things like her medical records which obviously is far more extreme. idk how true that is, that’s just the reason that was being given for not listening to the song (apparently the song had been circulating among leakers and Lana had asked some of them to not let it get out).

oh my god I saw the Nikki Lane in big letters on the notification drop down and my heart dropped thinking it was the collab album..

it's only backing vocals so i didn't really expect to hear her anyway tbh

I’d love if Mike got Lana collabing with other artists. He’s working with Ingrosso rn and he’s always using other female vocalists so I’d LOVE if Mike was like “Lana would fit this track, let’s get her on it”

I get the feeling Mike doesn’t like jack, don’t ask why I just do!

Omg it’s my bday tomorrow let’s do it now

OH ur right sorry, I conflated the two stories. but the point still stands, her label were insisting she use an external producer