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please, i hope she would take the "Liz, I'm Calling From Calihoma" before all that.

manifesting SUCKMYVULVA energy in LDR9

read my name bitch

living for the teal vinyl, i'm ready to sell my virginity for that.

Is it a real pre-pre-release thread without these face swaps gifs? Lanaboards, stay authentique

i pray for ya LanaBoards do sumthinggggg

Is there any Kate Bush masterpost where I can find all her rarities/b-sides? My life needs more kate Bush right now

we're almost at page 100, Lana will start to drop some deets about LDR9 then hopefully

Still can't get over that time i dreamt about being in LDR9 release day, and saw a vision of myself downloading the digital album after purchasing it on her official web store & when I unzip the file, i fucking see LDR9 goes with another hidden zip file which contained the 25 best unreleased collection album that she talked about in Amoeba 2017. Really manifesting this to be real. Imagine if she actually drop 2 albums at the same time like this - hella iconic.

i don't think so, didn't she post a clip where she was singing Cinnamon on her ig and said something like she was missing us all? I bet she miss her tour life already.

yes, thats why i need her to build the hype up slowly from now. It's June already, the single should be released in July for the best timing. And then 3 months for the pre-release rollout to get the album released in Sept/October. This is the chance for her to get another NFR success.

A single release sometime in June-July will be perfect. She is in her hype season, doing crazy numbers on streaming, I swear if they ignore this opportunity

@DragonWhore time to be a real whore & do your whore power.

The whole Halsey catalogue

No it's not about "old" or "new lana" - it's the popularity & the hype from each era itself BTD & NFR are 2 biggest eras from her at this point - while NFR is indeed "new Lana" it gains 1.5 Billion streams - for a 3 year-old album like NFR, it proved itself a classic in such a short period of time, thats why this era is still trending. Chemtrails & Blue Banisters are not trending for a reason: Lana literally made these 2 eras smaller intenionally, that's why it struggled to find its way to the GP (because did see Dealer still can go viral) so the problem isnt old or new lana.

still havent got my order processed, only got one email from CheapyXO & thats it. Please tell me she did not scam me

Since beginning of 2022 Lana has gained: - highest daily streaming - highest streaming numbers of certain songs/albums - surpassed fucking Adele on Spotify Global Charts - numerous tiktok viral hits - surpassed 23M monthly listeners for the fourth time of her career - her private ig (now public) has a post (Peach Fuzz) hits >900k likes while this account only has 1M followers at the time. For someone like Lana, she is doing insane numbers at this point - we can tell that this is hype season for her, the demand is no joke. She & her team better play the cards right, LDR9 could be as huge as L4L or NFR. Dare I even say: BTD! (with its 10th anniversary coming up)

me too, i am going through a lot and i can't take it anymore, I need miss witch lanita do something right now.

this'd be a serve honestly

manifesting that Lanita is scrolling through these pages to witness all the craziness

it's the "camp" we are manifesting, we need "campy" / weird / extra Lana

happy 80 pages of dreaming, manifesting & delulu clairvoyance

we want Lana Del Rey, we dont want Lana to copy Fiona Apple. I think Lana has grown to be that kind of artist who certainly has their own artistic identity & do things their own way, just like Fiona. I really want Lana to sort of take that "campy, weird" vibes from Fiona and cook something in her own way.

but think about the bright side, the way her ig only has like 1M followers and her peach fuzz photos has more than 900K likes - it's fucking insane.

they did questioning things sometimes (some are realy dumb ) but this is like real, real, really stupid.