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Anyways, since we all just got dolled by TheDollClub, here are the best fake songtitles i've seen in the last 3 eras: 1. Liz, I'm Calling From Calihoma/California 2. My Thoughts Are Not Borrowed - Just Blue 3. Seafoam Nova 4. Dolphin Flower 5. Santa Monica Sinner 6. Peach Fuzz 7. God Complex 8. Still Blond At A Bottle's End 9. The Microplastics In My Blood 10. (Waist Deep In) Icy Waves 11. Long Nails On Your Back 12. 1998 13. If You Want A Little More - Chill A Little More 14. Solstice And with some of my personal fake songtitles that im proud of: Forever - My Sun Chaser, At Peace At Last & Never Too Late To Stay In My Bed ~ Yup, we have an album full of good fake songtitles tbh

Y'all got krissed dolls

shout out to "My Thoughts Are Not Borrowed - Just Blue" as well!

no its true. I can imagine Lana - scrolling thru this thread and somehow thinking of making an album concept that based on fans' fake songtitles - dubbed as "These are the stories from many people ive met and now i want to tell the tales" type of concept (à la Jazmin Sullivan's widespread acclaim "Heaux Tales")

@IanadeIrey step up to the mic queen

@TheDollClub at their apartment today cuz the imternet crashed:

call me when the afterparty starts

because you are Ben, @TheDollClub is Lana Y'all playing with us.

The lyrics:

Here's something even crazier: @TheDollClub might be Lana's random account on LB and @DragonWhore might be someone really close to her: Chuck / Charlie / Ben or even Rob Grant They probably came to this site every now & then, saw all the meltdown & all the unhinged & now decided to be "fake insiders" themselves to fuck around with us all They are probably laughing at us as we speak all this doll talks

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS MASTERPIECE?

plot twist: when @TheDollClub is actually Lana Del Rey's account on LB

me F5-ing the site to see the doll

37 members? Im expecting to see 50+ members & this thread blowing up that Elle will have to create a new one that's called LDR9 Pre-Release Thread when I wake up Show yourself @TheDollClub

it's literally wednesday here

fake? we'll see next Tuesday

the question is: Was Myspace still a thing?

11 dollies only? c'mon dolls i know you can do better than that. Get your fucking ass up and work, it's TUESDAY.

not me leaving the LB tab on my PC for 3 days straight with max volume for the notification sound of the forum, just so i wont miss the meltdown when Lana DOES something...

It's 00:00 Tuesday (LA time) now. HI DOLLS HAVE YOU ALL DRESSED UP?

All the album artwork layout i made for this era while we're manifesting:

its going to be the scat y'all dont get to choose

Maybe when we reach page 700 then something will happen

remember yesterday i talked to you guys about a law of the universe that you are not supposed to know certain things in the future (confidential matter) ? 👀 therefore - the tarot cards are not supposed to reveal the future to you (or any form of fortune telling) - and you will have to PAY a certain price (your karma) to KNOW what future holds, because if everyone can just find out what's in stored - the cosmic flow will be in chaos. Well, scat attack before any official news of a LDR album that you are not supposed to know before Lana make an announcement is the same thing thats basically your karma