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Everything posted by SalvaWHORE
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Anyways, since we all just got dolled by TheDollClub, here are the best fake songtitles i've seen in the last 3 eras: 1. Liz, I'm Calling From Calihoma/California 2. My Thoughts Are Not Borrowed - Just Blue 3. Seafoam Nova 4. Dolphin Flower 5. Santa Monica Sinner 6. Peach Fuzz 7. God Complex 8. Still Blond At A Bottle's End 9. The Microplastics In My Blood 10. (Waist Deep In) Icy Waves 11. Long Nails On Your Back 12. 1998 13. If You Want A Little More - Chill A Little More 14. Solstice And with some of my personal fake songtitles that im proud of: Forever - My Sun Chaser, At Peace At Last & Never Too Late To Stay In My Bed ~ Yup, we have an album full of good fake songtitles tbh
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Y'all got krissed dolls
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shout out to "My Thoughts Are Not Borrowed - Just Blue" as well!
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no its true. I can imagine Lana - scrolling thru this thread and somehow thinking of making an album concept that based on fans' fake songtitles - dubbed as "These are the stories from many people ive met and now i want to tell the tales" type of concept (à la Jazmin Sullivan's widespread acclaim "Heaux Tales")
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@IanadeIrey step up to the mic queen
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@TheDollClub at their apartment today cuz the imternet crashed:
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call me when the afterparty starts
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because you are Ben, @TheDollClub is Lana Y'all playing with us.
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The lyrics:
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Here's something even crazier: @TheDollClub might be Lana's random account on LB and @DragonWhore might be someone really close to her: Chuck / Charlie / Ben or even Rob Grant They probably came to this site every now & then, saw all the meltdown & all the unhinged & now decided to be "fake insiders" themselves to fuck around with us all They are probably laughing at us as we speak all this doll talks
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WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS MASTERPIECE?
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plot twist: when @TheDollClub is actually Lana Del Rey's account on LB
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me F5-ing the site to see the doll
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37 members? Im expecting to see 50+ members & this thread blowing up that Elle will have to create a new one that's called LDR9 Pre-Release Thread when I wake up Show yourself @TheDollClub
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it's literally wednesday here
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fake? we'll see next Tuesday
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the question is: Was Myspace still a thing?
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11 dollies only? c'mon dolls i know you can do better than that. Get your fucking ass up and work, it's TUESDAY.
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not me leaving the LB tab on my PC for 3 days straight with max volume for the notification sound of the forum, just so i wont miss the meltdown when Lana DOES something...
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It's 00:00 Tuesday (LA time) now. HI DOLLS HAVE YOU ALL DRESSED UP?
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All the album artwork layout i made for this era while we're manifesting:
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its going to be the scat y'all dont get to choose
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Maybe when we reach page 700 then something will happen
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remember yesterday i talked to you guys about a law of the universe that you are not supposed to know certain things in the future (confidential matter) ? 👀 therefore - the tarot cards are not supposed to reveal the future to you (or any form of fortune telling) - and you will have to PAY a certain price (your karma) to KNOW what future holds, because if everyone can just find out what's in stored - the cosmic flow will be in chaos. Well, scat attack before any official news of a LDR album that you are not supposed to know before Lana make an announcement is the same thing thats basically your karma