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45 members? wtf ? Did i miss anything y'all?

Lana please wake up and post an album anouncements, something about this drought has made these kids get scary

Not another bullshit acronym? Arent we tired?

The time has come!!! SCARLET/VIOLET OUT NOW

He used to call me D.N.(C) That stood for Deadly Nightshade Cunt

Dark Night Conversations is such a dope and intrigued title, this could be real

there will be no insiders this time we have to seek the answer via the Universe & cosmic energy. Must be the season of the witchhhh

Okay its 6am here and i've just woke up from another LDRX/9 dream i had i have to type everything right now when i still remember the details So I saw a vision of myself - like everyday before starting a day - logging on Lanaboards and i saw this thread was closed (at page 1000-ish) already and Elle moved us all to the official LDR9 pre-release thread. Which I saw the album title - it has 2 words - "[something] Revelation" i dont even remember the first word, its a new vocabulary for me but i think it started with N. Nothing related to that "D.N.C." acronym. The album cover depicted Lana herself riding a motorbike à la this album cover It was shot by an indie photographer i've never heard of before nor has Lana worked with him in the past, not Neil (but there is a different photoshoot by him for the album promo). As alike as the cover I showed you above, the color grading of the album was different, looks orange/purple-ish (à la White Dress mv color tone) - it showed that Lana was riding a motorbike in the sunset, wearing a leather jacket & a white summer dress inside, she did not wear a helmet, instead she wore a headband and her hair was up. She was laughing while riding the motorbike. The album had 17 tracks with an intro & an outro. There is an eight-minute length song & i also saw the release date - which would be April 2023. "Honeymoon From Hell (long-ass phrase of something)" is the lead single btw, yes it was an actual song in the tracklist the rest? My mind was too blurry to remember anything... EDIT: I've just remembered that there was a Japanese song title among the tracklist as well & its called Kitsune , i dont know whats the deal with this but apparentlt Kitsune is a name of a 'ninetailed fox' in the folklore. Also, there was album title track as well

8-9 tracks and its almost 40 minutes playtime. It's a whole fucking era already

things have gotten flaccid after they're gone

She can collab with Melanie Martinez, Lil Xan, Lil Peep & Allie X

bombastic, witchy, spacey-jazzy, conversational, angry-unhinged

now that the doll is dead. Can we go back to manifesting LDR9/X a witchy album?

there we go: back to the delulu hopefulness again after got scammed by the doll. How i love this spirit, through all the scam, the lies, the scats, never change, LanaBoards

The Doll Club could have had a chance to become human and rename into The Whore Club I guess you prefer being a plastic, cold, shiny, hard plastic.

let me guess: you heard it from @TheDollClub again?

I hope so. Imagine her without any promo and DOING THIS GOOD ON THE BIGGEST STREAMING PLATFORM in this era... What potential is she even going to reach if she were promoted properly? MANIFESTING THAT ENERGY FOR LDRX, Plus this will be her tenth project. They can at least do something big with this.

And I dont think we had enough talk about the fact that despite no strong promo, marketing tactic, label push, radio push, anything-push, even her official 22M followers ig was deactivated one 1 month prior she literally DID NOT post about the album herself frequently on all forms of SNS - yet BB somehow still debut in top 10 billboard 200 - THIS STILL FEELS UNREAL TO ME, cuz she is Lana Del Rey, not a main pop girl pop star

I think this is what we call "good wine needs no bush" People are literally COMING to discover who LDR is themselves, without any marketing, promo tactics what-so-ever, dont want to sound biased but this is 100% ORGANIC HYPE that i've never seen at any other artists, even big names like Taylor Swift, Lady Gaga, etc. And the fact that Born To Die was & is still charting after 10+ years time-span, holding a record of 1 of a few female albums that spends more than 400 weeks on billboard 200, along with Taylor's 1989 & Adele's 21. While the other 2 needs at least a number 1 smash hit, and more than 2 top 10s, the only Lana single that charted on hot 100 was Video Games and only peaked #91 IS INSANE.

So she actually set @honeymoon public today Do we say miss Doll lied or not? (yes, yes)

TEAM WHORE is back. Bye doll

Anyways, since we all just got dolled by TheDollClub, here are the best fake songtitles i've seen in the last 3 eras: 1. Liz, I'm Calling From Calihoma/California 2. My Thoughts Are Not Borrowed - Just Blue 3. Seafoam Nova 4. Dolphin Flower 5. Santa Monica Sinner 6. Peach Fuzz 7. God Complex 8. Still Blond At A Bottle's End 9. The Microplastics In My Blood 10. (Waist Deep In) Icy Waves 11. Long Nails On Your Back 12. 1998 13. If You Want A Little More - Chill A Little More 14. Solstice And with some of my personal fake songtitles that im proud of: Forever - My Sun Chaser, At Peace At Last & Never Too Late To Stay In My Bed ~ Yup, we have an album full of good fake songtitles tbh

Y'all got krissed dolls

shout out to "My Thoughts Are Not Borrowed - Just Blue" as well!

no its true. I can imagine Lana - scrolling thru this thread and somehow thinking of making an album concept that based on fans' fake songtitles - dubbed as "These are the stories from many people ive met and now i want to tell the tales" type of concept (à la Jazmin Sullivan's widespread acclaim "Heaux Tales")