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Guys. Can anyone sum up for me what happened? I was just stay offline for a day and here we are: Page 937 wtf?

Im sure as hell that i wont be happy if we're clowned on Wednesday, it will be worse than @TheDollClub's tuesday because it will be LANA herself does all the clownery.

maybe one of my LDR9/X dream will come true after all I once dreamt that i bought LDRX from her webstore on the release date & when i download it, i saw a hidden zip file that says "unreleased collection" - she literally released an album within an album in my dream.

2-3 month is still better than MAC/VB - NFR pre-release - NFR album release I say we'll eat what she gives us

WAIT. If it ends up to be that same photo he posted on ig in 2017. Let us remember what she HAD TO SAY IN 2017 - a collection of 25 Lana's fav leaked songs album. I am sensing an unreleased album concept - as LDR9 - using that particular photoshoot/theme and LDRX will be coming later later 2023. HER DOUBLE ALBUM ERA IS REAL OMG

Okay it might not be THAT SPECIFIC photo but how about the fact that he CAN'T POST IT YET? It doesnt have to be this photo, maybe what he is about to post next week is a completely different photo for Lana's new album rollout. He just kinda use this photo for the sake of the insta story announcement to hype. I use my old grassy/flower photos as canvas background for my story notes all.the.time. WE STILL ON OUR WAY WINNING WHORES. Dont stop the DELULU. IT'S NOT OVER Y'ALL

I am not ready to see Yes to Heaven & Roses Bloom For You in the same tracklist

Y'ALL NEXT WEEK? THE CLOCKWORK IS WORKING

no but they ate with this theme

park

Lanita style henny

Y'all i just woke up. WHAT HAPPENED? We are at page 918 wtf? Better be something good omg

i'm fine with 2 - 3 high budget music videos with 4-5 cute homemade camcorder/fake-camcorder filter apps on iphone music videos. But if Lana lovess making these homemade video thie much then im surprised that she still hasnt filmed homemade videos as visualizers audio clip for everysingle song in a particular album when posting them on youtube. It'd be cool if she was too lazy & over for high budget things atp. It'd be nice to see she pulls an A.K.A and goes film simple homemade visuals for all the songs in an album like the Lizzy days.

alright guys time to #voteforchange team whore @DragonWhore team dollies @TheDollClub team 666÷6= @111 team Delulu @King team French Husbandos @lustforlife team Tropico (Tarot readers)

y'all Lana Del Rey is low-key trending on twitter right the fuck now. Imagine a re-activation for her verified ig, an official announcement TONIGHT?

The fact that she is THE ONLY ONE in here that doesnt have a number 1 hot 100 hit, mass radio-play campaign, promo or even a decent album project THIS YEAR. I call it DEMAND.

me too. and to be honest it wasnt my instant favourite when it came out, but it was such a roadtrip kind of album, an album that you only catch up with its beauty to be nourished in its cozy arms with a specific amount of needed time. Its no 'bopping your ass right tf now' like Born To Die or 'instant classic' with critical acclaim like NFR. Once you get there, you get there, once you get it, you get it. Thats the beauty of Chemtrails. The songs i believe to have the potential of going viral are White Dress (that downatthemen inthemusi usinessconference w her campy falsetto vocal serve part), Tulsa Jesus Freak, Wild At Heart, Dark But Just A Game & Dance Till We Die.

I cum 5 times as i was reading all this. Sounds like my perfect sex dream on Wattpad

so almost every official albums of Lana's discography broke the fuckin mold yesterday with mad shit stream numbers except Chemtrails Over the Cunty Club

according to some of the tweets in these threads - it must be about the Spotify Wrapped 2022 effect 👀 people got curious after seeing Lana's name in top 5 & Summertime Sadness was everywhere these days

over 600k for Honeymoon and 700k for Blue Banisters? THIS IS A SERVE the underdogs are getting the spotlight, the talents are winning.

Y'all i wanna go to sleep but i really cant Lust for Life, Honeymoon, Blue Banisters, Ultraviolence and NFR all have just been reported to peaked their own biggest daily stream numbers EVER yesterday. (Also, BTD has its 2nd biggest streaming day in the year) - almost everything in her discography hits huge numbers yesterday. With her site is currently blacked-out (as we are suggesting the new *UPDATING* for LDR9) tho, if something is definitely coming in the upcoming 2 weeks timespan, THE TIMING WILL HIT HARD. What kind of number she will pull i cant even imagine...? CLOCKWORK IS ON POINT THIS TIME Y'ALL

i better wake up with SOMETHING in the next 7 hours. deets & something to hold on to at least, im playing safe with my mental state today so i am NOT going to expect an announcement or anything official, cuz too much hope is a dangerous thing but i have it

new song title? omg ???

manifesting a 6-10 minute magnum opus coming our way