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rockefeller my umbrella doesnt even sound like a song at this point, it sounds like a dark magic chant to summon ancient demons and shit.

so... where are we now?

december 13th. surprise release!!!

NFR pre-release 2.0 WE LOST

atp, Lana and Taylor should do an iphone homemade MV to take it to #1 on hot 100 asap. THE SONG LITERALLY ONLY NEEDS AN MV with TAYLANA FUCKING AROUND TOGETHER TO GET ON THE TOP SPOT 😭😭😭

THE FIRST TOP 5 HOT 100 IN HER CAREER GUYS

GUYS. THE AMOUNT OF BOOB SERVING SHE GAVE US THIS YEAR. YASSS QUEEN I AM LIVING

SHE BETTER MAKE HER MOVE AND ANNOUNCE THIS SHIT, or they're gonna leak the f out of her in no time

TALENTED BRILLIANT AMAZING SHOWSTOPPING SPECTACULAR NEVER THE SAME TOTALLY UNIQUE COMPLETELY NOT EVER BEEN DONE BE4 UNAFRAID TO REFERENCE / NOT REFERENCE PUT IT IN A BLENDER SHIT ON IT VOMIT ON IT EAT IT GIVE BIRTH TO IT

As we speak... Can we start manifesting LDRX is going to be as emotional, unhinged, angry, emotional, autobiographical as 'Wildflower Wildfire'? In fact, i dont mind if the whole LDRX sounds like 'Wildflower Wildfire'

I want her to do a Q&A livestream for the album release. I adore the Blue Banisters release day livestream so much, i literally watch it every day

Everynight i used to pray, that I'd find a morning when i wake up to the LDR9 thread blowing tf up, and finally I did - on the Lanaboards

BUMP THIS so Lana can look at this herself while she's browsing the site LANA LOOK AT THIS.

i think she's been smoking since Born To Die, UV days

what does Paradise Parkour mean? Is the cinematic strings coming back ?

Miss Del Rey dont be shy, announce the LDR9 (fake) title pls

THE HAIR IS GIVING KUNT LANA WE NEED A KUNT ERA

It's me, hi, I'm the problem IT'S ME

SHE GAINED 28M DAILY STREAMS IN ONLY 24 HOURS LANA IT'S TIME FOR THE NEW ERA'S ROLLOUT

Oh I got it. "Arcadia" was her last single according to her previous contract with Interscope right?

wait, How did it "end" her career?

WHAT THE FUCK SHE'S JUST REACHED 35M monthly listeners oh my god. SHE ENDED HER OWN PEAK 3 YEARS AGO in just 24 hours. i told y'all this Swift collab would give her MAD TON OF BAGS & STREAMS

LANA DEL REY YOU ARE THE ANSWER FOR THE CULTURE

Lana Del Rey when she heard Taylor sang the first notes of SOTB & then too stunned to sang the rest:

Cant wait to see her Spotify updates in the next 24 hours. Mid or not, I just know that Snow On The Beach will GET HER THAT STREAMING POWER Expecting 31M monthly by tomorrow lol