electra

Hungover waking up to Lana what a dream

Lana and Tyler both have incredibly strong fan bases, cult followings even. Regardless of that, Lana is probably still bigger and has a bigger core following so it's likely she'll block him from #1 rather than vice versa.

Last post for tonight by srs don't be racist (Just saying I'm mostly gonna stop posting cause I feel drunk posts are probs awful to read but again srs no racism)

Alright listen up sickhead I was a navy steel top of my class I forgot how the meme goes Be grateful

YASSSSSSSS But seriously guys racism isn't worth it we're all in this together Black and white people get lust for Life at the same time It doesn't matter if you're black or white 21st of June comes at the same time

Cmon, get drunk, aleeeping with ur best friend, something something lust for life keeping us alive LESS THAN TWO WEEKS TIL LFLFLD Elvis is deadStargirl is dying Electra is fucked Something something

I'm gone enough to quote myself I can't open a thread alll by myself. Also can everyone please stop quoting me because tomorrow I don't want to remember this please

Can we open an Alcoholics Anonymous thread? Xx

Promise I don't always get drunk this week is just like....yeah girl u all know

IM HERE NOW

THERE IS NO EACIAM ON mY FUcKIN LANABOA FZA

I am fucking drunk and here to fight fuCKERZ

Eclipse is posting saying Lana made a music video for paradise??

Her lips look bigger Get those injections guuurlll Jk (Also I almost mistyped bigger as the n word what a fucking save that was oh my god)

I don't think Tyler would block Lana.

Basically, I smiled cause fuck ya ass.

Possibilities for Yosemite summarised because it probably wasn't left off the album: 1. It's a nickname for a different song (perhaps because "Yosemite" appears more in the song than the title, for example, lots of songs have their commonly referred to title in brackets next to the real title when a song is more recognisable by its nickname). 2. It's on the deluxe version of the album (unlikely. There probably won't be a deluxe version that only adds two songs to an already 16 song album. Not only this but there's only so much memory a CD has, it would only be able to hold x amount of minutes and f not, manufacturing costs could get pricier. Also, doesn't Lana prefer no deluxe versions?) 3. It's on a second, smaller EP similar to the paradise edition planned for release later (which would make sense as if the album were much longer, it would probably need a second CD). 4. It's not on the album but will be part of something similar to Tropico. (Not likely but that could be pretty cool, no?) 5. It's a stand alone single, similar to Burning Desire or Chelsea Hotel. 6. It's simply not on that source site yet, which is highly unlikely. Not only that but I feel this is defo the final tracklist. She could have easily dropped two songs. Regardless, 16 songs and 70 minutes? And you still want two more songs?? Damn. Now that's what I call ungrateful. Things change, millions of songs written by her have never made albums. Whatever two songs were outtakes in the end, we'll probably find out about later. It's not the end of the world. But I'm so excited! Hopefully one of the Yosemite "theories" are true because I doubt she'd cut it.

I'm wet again, dry spell over.

I double quoted this and I'm too drunk to delete the second quote but FUK YA OPINONS

I am drunk, I am on Lanaboards, and I am here to fight bicth

Banned for only being a Lana fan for two years u fukin fAKE ass stan

Idk does she

Does Lana not mean wool in Spanish? I always thought that was funny considering her middle name is woolridge.

FUCK YEAH MORE PHOTOSHOOTS