AtomicMess

So I listened, and....

So like, in a rare moment of me performing ethics, maybe we don't leak material that people KNOW is upcoming/confirmed?

Okay but it's also a leap year so like, how iconic to release on a date we only get once every 4.

Isn't that your magic tho? Drop a link, leave it up for 30 seconds, then edit your post to something else?

SuperUltra part 2 when

Nowhere near the line for 'way too much'; y'all just easily overwhelmed.

Is this a Tove Lo reference?

Girl just look at it's face it's probably the source of the leaks

That's literally all that I get from him.

I’m probably just being a hugely unjustified hater but this one really gets under my skin. Anyway jesus preached forgiveness and charity work so I guess that’s what mother Charli is doing by letting him share the oxygen in the room with her, so whom am I in this world to question that or whatever.

Like, this is how this man finds me: https://tenor.com/view/reari-dog-barking-koreaboomina-bblmina-gif-24010279 (I'm on mobile so excuse the lame ass link instead of an elegant embed)

I’ve never laughed at a single one of his skits. Never. I don’t think he’s funny, I don’t think he’s attractive. If he was an apartment building, he would be serving low water pressure and popcorn ceilings and charging luxury rent rates. If he was a drag queen, he would be dressed in Wet Seal and Charlotte Russe and thinking it was high couture. In his little role in the abysmal AF attempt at a reboot of QaF; I *don’t* think he was playing a character; he VERY much gave me the vibe that he was totes playing himself, which is to say: 1, punchable, and 2, very much looking to exploit a moment to level up our image in the eyes of others. His existence sends me into a frothing seething rage. I would say that it’s similar to the hate I have for Melanie Martinez, but in her case I’m mad because I see her having so much more talent and wasted potential, and yet people eat up her mediocrity and think it’s fine as is. In his case, it’s that there is no talent to start with and his popularity and following reminds me that some people’s brains never grew too far from our ape ancestors after all. Millions of years of evolution and culture and yet we got 🚬 so starved for gay content they gassed this fuckwit up and now this little shit is out here bumping with royalty (Charli). I need Jamie Lee Curtis to run some Activia through a few corners of pop culture so stupid little 💩’s like him can get flushed away. Like I bet he can’t even spell Prague.

And she should stop ❤️

Devauling Charles' brand being near Benny ugh. Edit: De-valuing everyone's brands being near Benny ugh. I'll spare you all the 300000 puking gifs I wanna insert as a reaction, but just know that they're there, in my mind.

I wonder if its b/c of the leaks. She seemed really upset and pissed that so much dumped out ahead of Starfucker. I wonder if she's just like "y'all fucking ruined it, moving on."

texted that number and this is what I got back???

Like 9 of these are fake and I just named them for the meme but I wouldn't be surprised if they also really did exist??

Ahh yes, Taxi. 52937 versions out there floating. We've got: Sped up Slowed down Stem edit Final "Real" final Demo Extended Extended Upscale The Blessed Madonna Remix Azealia Banks rapping over it edition Acapella ft. Boygenius Version Simlish version Sebaschen Re-mastered version

Don't monkey's paw this or we'll get Felony Floptinez style Fairy Butterfly and I'll have to remove her from the planet for her own good.

It's 6:33PM on a Monday for me please don't do this to me it's too early for me to be so wound up

Mmm that instrumental is serving me 90s europop something hard and I'm here for it.

Mia Rodriguez looks good here.

Beyonce just sat on a glass horse half naked for the cover wym "high budget" (Alt covers had some thought behind them tho)