AtomicMess

I’ve never laughed at a single one of his skits. Never. I don’t think he’s funny, I don’t think he’s attractive. If he was an apartment building, he would be serving low water pressure and popcorn ceilings and charging luxury rent rates. If he was a drag queen, he would be dressed in Wet Seal and Charlotte Russe and thinking it was high couture. In his little role in the abysmal AF attempt at a reboot of QaF; I *don’t* think he was playing a character; he VERY much gave me the vibe that he was totes playing himself, which is to say: 1, punchable, and 2, very much looking to exploit a moment to level up our image in the eyes of others. His existence sends me into a frothing seething rage. I would say that it’s similar to the hate I have for Melanie Martinez, but in her case I’m mad because I see her having so much more talent and wasted potential, and yet people eat up her mediocrity and think it’s fine as is. In his case, it’s that there is no talent to start with and his popularity and following reminds me that some people’s brains never grew too far from our ape ancestors after all. Millions of years of evolution and culture and yet we got 🚬 so starved for gay content they gassed this fuckwit up and now this little shit is out here bumping with royalty (Charli). I need Jamie Lee Curtis to run some Activia through a few corners of pop culture so stupid little 💩’s like him can get flushed away. Like I bet he can’t even spell Prague.

And she should stop ❤️

Devauling Charles' brand being near Benny ugh. Edit: De-valuing everyone's brands being near Benny ugh. I'll spare you all the 300000 puking gifs I wanna insert as a reaction, but just know that they're there, in my mind.

I wonder if its b/c of the leaks. She seemed really upset and pissed that so much dumped out ahead of Starfucker. I wonder if she's just like "y'all fucking ruined it, moving on."

texted that number and this is what I got back???

Like 9 of these are fake and I just named them for the meme but I wouldn't be surprised if they also really did exist??

Ahh yes, Taxi. 52937 versions out there floating. We've got: Sped up Slowed down Stem edit Final "Real" final Demo Extended Extended Upscale The Blessed Madonna Remix Azealia Banks rapping over it edition Acapella ft. Boygenius Version Simlish version Sebaschen Re-mastered version

Don't monkey's paw this or we'll get Felony Floptinez style Fairy Butterfly and I'll have to remove her from the planet for her own good.

It's 6:33PM on a Monday for me please don't do this to me it's too early for me to be so wound up

Mmm that instrumental is serving me 90s europop something hard and I'm here for it.

Mia Rodriguez looks good here.

Beyonce just sat on a glass horse half naked for the cover wym "high budget" (Alt covers had some thought behind them tho)

On her site there's 4 covers, only 1 revealed, 3 blurred out with a "reveal to come" message - but one of them is a light pink color while the other two look like blurred versions of what we've already seen (alt covers on other sites; target 4 pic cover). I wonder what the pink one is? Or if it's just to throw us off.

Club Shy, it seems. https://shop.shygirl.tv/release/436576-shygirl-club-shy 1. 4eva 2. f@ke 3. mute 4. tell me 5. mr useless 6. thicc

Since she likes to genre shift what if she just gagged us all and the next XCX is actually straight up rap/hip-hop feud Charli. Just nothing but 11 diss tracks on some "Beam Me Up Scotty" ass beats.

ew stop nty I don't want a fantasy where the lead single is she's talking about having a kid I'm gay we don't do those

Speedrun on your fans instead of edge them for 10 years like Sky. Bold strategy.

Web store exclusive with Crash got mispressed and people sent black variants instead of the red marble and they refunded people for it. My copy ended up being entirely free b/c that's the variant I ordered. (I turned around and nicked one off Discogs for not tooo bad a markup). Honestly it seems like retailers might be more stable. An album, title, artwork announcement before a lead single announcement?

Not to be just a straight up disrespectful and ethically horrific shitgibbon, but like... If Lana's old leaked/unreleased shit ends up like this: https://rollinrecs.com/collections/drop-collection/products/lana-del-rey-lana-del-rey-a-k-a-lizzy-grant https://rollinrecs.com/collections/drop-collection/products/lana-del-rey-from-the-end https://rollinrecs.com/collections/drop-collection/products/lana-del-rey-may-jailer-sirens https://www.gracerecord.com/product/lana-del-rey-unreleased-import-/8086?cp=true&sa=false&sbp=false&q=true Where the fuck is Charli. I ain't talking about those shitty "make your own vinyl" sites either where they're just direct cutting plastic with dubious sound quality; I'm talking about properly mastered plates and real pressed discs. We've got SO MANY high quality tracks and enough shit in lossless or near losses over the years. Like, my copy of Nelly Furtado's loose was a boot and I've had it for a minute (now there's finally an official of it eons later), and the quality on that is like, violently identifiable as coming from some compressed mp3 source, but it was still pressed and sold. We're already loads above that; XCX World's got shit that's lossless ("real" or fan made via stem bounces idgaf quality is quality), there's so many leaks from various eras that are perfect enough quality that could cohesively be bundled up into *something*. Idk I'm being entitled and grumpy.

(Although, I will say that Sophie & Charli's work together was of a certain caliber and quality that will be hard to replicate/emulate/achieve again.)

Because when it's right and perfect, you don't change it.

TikTok executives found shitting their pants and contemplating suicide at the thought.

Seriously. As someone who "hated" PC music when it first came out and strongly disliked just how....harsh?.... it was? Over time, the more and more I listen to it the more I pick up on the fact that Sophie had the right ear and talent to really shape the fuck out of the genre and sound. There's a handful of losses in the music industry that leave it worse off and lacking, and she is definitely one of them for me. When I get my hands on a time machine I'm going back and stopping that one....