For K

Nothing untrue was said here which is why I'm cackling rn

Update: Got this from the Ultraviolence homage drop from LDRVillage and I'm pleasantly surprised that even the collar tag says ultra It's a little big (I got a large) but I'm hoping it shrinks a little

Us right now

Not to mention she remotely wiped it. It's totally possible that all they got was some stuff from her phone. I know she mentioned her phone being hacked or somehow accessed remotely in that honeymoon discussion about the theft and considering that it happened many months ago now I highly doubt anything is going to come out. Which is honestly a relief because Lana was really broken up about the camcorder so I would be sad to see her witness singles or even a decent part of the album get leaked early. I just want a day, hell even a month where we can expect not even a single or snippet but maybe some visuals or an announcement of some kind. But all in due time I guess.

Almost witch hunt hours lipsters...

Nikki Lane being the scatter this whole time

I already have everything ready for a Lana Boards version of the crucible.

PLZ not the haunted house

Alright all hands on deck. To your stations

WHAT

Not to mention her website still has multiple broken links right now and mislabeled stuff. Obviously that's not on Lana but whoever is in charge in upkeeping it. I keep checking it because I imagine the first 'promo' will be fixing the site in preparation for a new single/new album. We need another promo era as good as NFR

Black Friday Lana-Palooza all vinyls have been reprinted including the UO Ultraviolence vinyl and LFL heart vinyl. New single out and brand new merch

This statement really just made me realize we're in the trenches

BTD at 106 on the Billboard 200. I swear I checked like a week or two ago and it was in the 140s Edit: Realized the "144" was the position it was in last week and I just wasn't paying attention. So needless to say a slay

Does anybody have a quick list of the producers we suspect to be on this next album? I'm sure it's somewhere in here but I don't wanna go searching for it.

Very this, Dollie got FAR too lucky avoiding the witch hunt the first time around. We need a Lana Boards court room. Not for actual bans or modding purposes but just for entertainment. Dollie vs. the State of Lana Boards

You know who we really need to hear from? Miss Dollie. I have NOT forgotten the sins they committed by not only lying but then GHOSTING us...

Once Upon a Dream had me in a CHOKEHOLD when I was a little teenage gay boy going through my first breakup. I've cried to that song an embarrassing amount of times.

Please please please let there be a deluxe version with bonus tracks. I know lana doesn’t like the idea of deluxe versions but god damnit I just want her to take my money

I'm still manifesting a single the last week of November no matter how delusional it may be. I just can't wait until she drops it so we can get an idea of what the sound of this album will be

IM SORRY BUT

I have a feeling this doesn’t translate into something great for us

this is a meme from YEARSSSSS ago. I'm also curious where he is now