For K

Next album is for the bottoms y'all

Oh 10 absolutely, I fully expect us to hit 666 pages by tomorrow. The dolls are dolling today.

That and it wasn't made with picsart

I can't wait to pull up scat on my phone in the middle of class Tuesday when I check this thread

Lana Del Rey Heardle #210 🔊🟩⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜

We have to pray there is a Lana Boards member at whatever coffee shop in Reno she shows up to today.

Literally, @honeybadger made a status thread literally describing the other day how many things are wrong with Lana's website right now. If they were going to be preparing for a new release they would at least fix ONE of the many broken things on that site right now first before adding new content.

Please what are all of the Lana 'Insiders' feeding to these pop culture 'news' accounts like Pop crave and Deuxmois at this point Like it's believable but still it's kinda hilarious all of this Lana news is suddenly coming from these types of accounts recently.

I blocked his entire youtube channel after he gave Ultraviolence a 2/10 eight years ago. Hopefully he's come around since then

I can second the fact I have gotten a TON of ads from Interscope about Lana in the last two weeks. On multiple platforms too advertising the spotify collection, which doesn't necessarily (since streaming revenue is abysmal) earn her a ton of money but it does get attention. Obviously they're gathering our attention for some reason... right?

What if I DM them that Tuesday is Queen of the Gas Station tik tok reveal and then she's re-releasing AKA next Friday

No literally that's what I'm wondering.... Because I want to submit something cursed now

Scat attack exclusive pre-sale codes coming Tuesday

Same, which scares me because if Lana really is going to do small shows those tickets are gonna be a bloodbath to get.

The way I actually moved for a second too...

Me after tuesday is a scat attack by miss del rey herself

This ALONE would be absolute insanity because the last deluxe was Ultra. I would absolutely live for a deluxe version though

Wow that's probably one of the more positive reviews I've seen of Paradise-- at least in the media. I hope we do get at least an homage post tomorrow about it on IG because Lana hasn't really acknowledged the 10th anniversary yet ....and a re-press, a limited edition vinyl, and a 10th anniversary of BTDPE would be nice

It seems like most people agree that the thing we're really waiting on is vinyl production. There aren't enough manufactures and with ms Taylor producing the infinity stones of vinyl collections it's gonna take a hot minute. But none of us really know for sure ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I hope it surprise releases around xmas though

The scat attack lore is getting even deeper

IDK about a collab but I for one would pay a lot of money to see Lana sit in the same room as Lil Xan for an extended period of time.

Omg Lana carrying two phones reminded me of when those pictures of Paris Hilton with an absurd amount of phones were circulating years ago.

BYEEEE

I want to acknowledge that this is definitely the most logical and probably how it will go down ....... But I am delusional and want new content. So WOOO can't wait for Tuesday guys!