For K

What if I DM them that Tuesday is Queen of the Gas Station tik tok reveal and then she's re-releasing AKA next Friday

No literally that's what I'm wondering.... Because I want to submit something cursed now

Scat attack exclusive pre-sale codes coming Tuesday

Same, which scares me because if Lana really is going to do small shows those tickets are gonna be a bloodbath to get.

The way I actually moved for a second too...

Me after tuesday is a scat attack by miss del rey herself

This ALONE would be absolute insanity because the last deluxe was Ultra. I would absolutely live for a deluxe version though

Wow that's probably one of the more positive reviews I've seen of Paradise-- at least in the media. I hope we do get at least an homage post tomorrow about it on IG because Lana hasn't really acknowledged the 10th anniversary yet ....and a re-press, a limited edition vinyl, and a 10th anniversary of BTDPE would be nice

It seems like most people agree that the thing we're really waiting on is vinyl production. There aren't enough manufactures and with ms Taylor producing the infinity stones of vinyl collections it's gonna take a hot minute. But none of us really know for sure ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I hope it surprise releases around xmas though

The scat attack lore is getting even deeper

IDK about a collab but I for one would pay a lot of money to see Lana sit in the same room as Lil Xan for an extended period of time.

Omg Lana carrying two phones reminded me of when those pictures of Paris Hilton with an absurd amount of phones were circulating years ago.

BYEEEE

I want to acknowledge that this is definitely the most logical and probably how it will go down ....... But I am delusional and want new content. So WOOO can't wait for Tuesday guys!

That's where I'm kinda confused. She was saying on IG that things were delayed due to the theft. My only thing is the theft happened months ago and we have that one post from Ben and the comment from FJM alluding to the album being "soon". So it's not completely clear yet when soon is or even if soon will happen bc of the honeymoon announcement. Ugh

I'm sure her team wants her to do a full-send release like Taylor did with midnights but I'm pretty sure Lana is the one who mentioned in that one interview about doing a digital release for LDR9. I'm just hoping her label/team convince her to do limited vinyls/merch/etc though because I eat it up.

Okay so an update on the Priscilla/acting thing. They're shooting a Priscilla biopic right now in Toronto that started filming a bit a go with Jacob Elordi (Nate from Euphoria) and Cailee Spaeny playing Elvis and Priscilla. Maybe Lana would be playing Priscilla later in life since Cailee is young Priscilla? It seems they've purposefully kept the rest of the cast hush-hush so that could leave some room for interpretation ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ This is definitely in delu-lu territory though so take it for what you will

Didn't Lana push for that role originally but not end up getting it? If it's not that I'm not really sure what Lana would even be interested in being a part of film wise.

Now I will say, Lana spiting the Grammy's by releasing a single that would blow them out of the water isn't the worst speculation I've heard.

I think the problem is that their 'sources' for a lot of their story posts just seem to be random submissions. It could totally be real but we have no way of confirming or denying that since they are completely anonymous (Not to mention they're not bringing any evidence to the table). They can say they knew it was true it if it the album comes out when they claimed or if it doesn't, they can just say it was a random source that wasn't confirmed. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I wouldn't trust them more than any other faux insider who pretends to know what goes on behind the scenes.

Now which one of y'all submitted this...

Dear god what kind of Iliad of an Instagram story is this Deuxmoi count your days for this

STOP I completely forgot about that rumor dear god

Wait do you think there's a way she has a way to see that though? That would be the best tea to be sitting on omg the thought of it.