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That's where I'm kinda confused. She was saying on IG that things were delayed due to the theft. My only thing is the theft happened months ago and we have that one post from Ben and the comment from FJM alluding to the album being "soon". So it's not completely clear yet when soon is or even if soon will happen bc of the honeymoon announcement. Ugh

I'm sure her team wants her to do a full-send release like Taylor did with midnights but I'm pretty sure Lana is the one who mentioned in that one interview about doing a digital release for LDR9. I'm just hoping her label/team convince her to do limited vinyls/merch/etc though because I eat it up.

Okay so an update on the Priscilla/acting thing. They're shooting a Priscilla biopic right now in Toronto that started filming a bit a go with Jacob Elordi (Nate from Euphoria) and Cailee Spaeny playing Elvis and Priscilla. Maybe Lana would be playing Priscilla later in life since Cailee is young Priscilla? It seems they've purposefully kept the rest of the cast hush-hush so that could leave some room for interpretation ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ This is definitely in delu-lu territory though so take it for what you will

Didn't Lana push for that role originally but not end up getting it? If it's not that I'm not really sure what Lana would even be interested in being a part of film wise.

Now I will say, Lana spiting the Grammy's by releasing a single that would blow them out of the water isn't the worst speculation I've heard.

I think the problem is that their 'sources' for a lot of their story posts just seem to be random submissions. It could totally be real but we have no way of confirming or denying that since they are completely anonymous (Not to mention they're not bringing any evidence to the table). They can say they knew it was true it if it the album comes out when they claimed or if it doesn't, they can just say it was a random source that wasn't confirmed. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I wouldn't trust them more than any other faux insider who pretends to know what goes on behind the scenes.

Now which one of y'all submitted this...

Dear god what kind of Iliad of an Instagram story is this Deuxmoi count your days for this

STOP I completely forgot about that rumor dear god

Wait do you think there's a way she has a way to see that though? That would be the best tea to be sitting on omg the thought of it.

I'm not sure if this is the cover art you're referring to but there is this one with blue jeans as well.

With the recent offerings from Urban Outfitters' Singles Day I wondered what the Lana Boards community could come up with. What songs(s) that have not already been given their own exclusive vinyl single release would you like to own? I personally would love to have Yayo with the AKA version on A side and the Paradise version on B side. Let me know what you guys would like to see!

600 pages later

Are the details of the next album in the room with us?

Throw them in a circle and put a ouija board in the middle. We need answers

Already spiraling inside of a google doc with my current LDR9 delusions

Please do not put this out into the universe. Take it back

I wonder if Lana just checks up on this thread every once in awhile to see how unhinged we've become and just giggles.

I have been going to the LDR Village Instagram once every hour today to see anything for Paradise or the Paradise edition of Born to Die. I know I'm delusional but I'm going to keep hanging on to one last sliver of hope.

I really, really hope that LDR Village does the Paradise homage collection drop. I need SOMETHING to celebrate today with.

I cannot believe it’s been an entire decade. Happy 10 years to Paradise and an extra special happy 10 to Gods & Monsters.

I can only imagine her getting all kinda calls, emails, etc. from her label to capitalize on just how popular she is on streaming services right now. Praying for a Lana Christmas.

Imagine we get a whole new sound this album. I love the idea that it could sound like honeymoon but I would kill for a whole new vibe for this next album.

I'm manifesting SO hard that this is exactly what is going to happen. If we get another song like Blackest Day I'll be happy.

Once this album is out dear god let her announce a tour that isn't just a few spots on the West Coast, PLEASE