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I’m not hopeful but I’m also not not hopeful because everyone has had relatively short announcement to release windows this year. If something isn’t announced by August 20th, I think a September album release definitely isn’t happening

What are the chances Lana has background vocals on Fly Away like she did on Party Monster

Just a Spotify bio update that says Lasso is being released in September 2024, it probably isn't real

Even if this is real, it doesn’t necessarily mean anything, she previously announced it for September

My Lasso could mean anything

What if instead of Lasso she just pulls a Drake and drops 100GB of unreleased songs, videos, album covers, titles, and photos

Lana Del Ray AKA Lizzy Grant a better overall project than Blue Banisters and Chemtrails Over The Country Club

Lowkey like these more than anything on Midwest Princess

Wait imagine Lasso Lizzy with a super glam western pin-up style album cover shot by Nadia Lee Cohen, Lasso Lizzy gives Debbie Does Dallas vibes I can’t explain it

I feel sick every time I see this My girl was LUCKY no one noticed

Well- last year when she posted some Rolling Stone outtakes she had some…interesting and definitely problematic wallpaper

The cowboy laptop wallpaper

Omg the titles of these remixes are so annoying, I don’t get why they are all different They all should be “The [Insert song title] remix with [Insert artist]” Unless they are all different projects and not for an eventual remix album

Black Bathing Suit - 80 If You Lie Down with Me - 96 Dealer - 39

She was there planning the Lasso shake

JACK??? Literally manifested this, he is father

Wait nothing is on her store- so what the hell are we waiting for

Didn’t the Candy Necklace vinyl get released at like 1 PM? It definitely could come later but likely before 4 PM

Lana will be soft-launching her announcement of the announcement that she will be announcing that her 10th studio album Lasso will be released in 2026

It is 11 AM on a Tuesday and way too many people are active…maybe she needs to soft-launch some job applications

I don't know who created Lana Del Rey x Quavo but I'm trying to figure out how we get them to have Lana Del Rey x Jack Donoghue

What

So sad he removed himself, not to expose myself but he is a wonderful governor and an incredible man, I hope she runs for president one day

When they announce a Lana Del Rey Lasso Boiler Room set

It is never a pleasant day here, we never can just get a win