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Thanks for attending Delusion: A Lana Boards Christmas Special! That is all we have for you this evening! Have a safe Ride home and a very Merry Christmas!

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“Hey all, just wanted to pop on to let you all know that Elvis may not be leaked tomorrow because my friend is going to Disney, and I'm not sure if they can leak it on their travels. I cannot leak it for them, as I don't leak anything, and all of these "Studio Acapella" snippets are not being leaked by me or them. Also, yes, I am on LanaBoards, but I will not make an account as of now. Thanks x” Oh that’s not-

Well yes

I agreed with him up until her started talking about her not addressing sexism and misogyny of years past. I don’t get why it is so hard for people to accept that she didn’t want to do that and that wasn’t her goal. She just wrote about her experiences and turned them into these dramatic stories using old references. She wasn’t trying to tear down the patriarchy or anything lol. I do think there are a lot of lyrical missed opportunities on this record, like with Sad Girl. The concept is strong but she just didn’t take it there

Wait omg I just realized I’m eligible for best new member. Vote me🙏 I’ve been lurking since TheDollClub started spilling fake tea and joined before the Ocean Blvd announcement. I have spilt tea, been apart of iconic moments, and I even have meet queen mother Elle at All Things Go in October so I think I deserve AT LEAST a nomination.

Uncanny is coming you guys!!!🙏

Finally the fake insiders have arrived this era is starting

This is the journalism we need, I love going back and reading old stuff to see if it turned out to be true. Also just the random things that would have been cool like her singing a full song in Spanish

There is just something so wild about early Lana. She lowkey always sounded like she was trying to reach the word count on an essay.

Yesss and I love Devils Paradise, I think something like that for Lana would be perfect Mike is so great, I need them to collab again. WFWF wasn’t enough

Literally, someone needs to force her to at least drop Waco, Texas…just a little 20 minute treat

But maybe actual hip hop/trap energy

This is so random but Ethel just posted from Bradleys Country Store, I’ve been there like a million times because my grandma use to live literally 2 minutes from there lmao I got such a jump scare lmao

I’m so confused about this record so far…we have classic American and then…trolling😭

When we get a Margaret video tomorrow

Vote me for underrated member because I’m a diva and an icon. And I was ATTACKED for sending an email to Interview Magazine so I deserve an award THANK YOU🙏 Also nicest member and most active🫶

I think it is going to be interesting to see if anything else is teased in the coming months. In my mind the era will kinda wrap up after the Grammys so I wonder if she will start looking towards the next era or keep the Ocean era going with all the festival dates next year

Chemtrails could have been incredible, I wish she would have kept the original concept that she spoke about early on. I mean the title track is flawless. Honestly Chemtrails, Tulsa, Wild At Heart, Dark But Just A Game, NATWWAL, and Dance Till We Die are all amazing. I think it should have had to more songs similar to the vibe of Violet.

So now we wait….

I 100% agree. They always lack something or just feel rushed. Candy Necklace was pretty close to perfect for me and I actually loved the strong concept behind it. So many missed opportunities like with… - Music To Watch Boys To - Freak - Love - Lust For Life - White Mustang - All of NFR! videos expect Doin’ Time and FIILY/TG - White Dress - Blue Banisters White Dress could have been fantastic had it not been a body double and the weird snack bar shots. I just want to see her skating through the desert

What are they?

Beg. Tell them Lana Boards will fund it

Homecoming is so good, it is probably one of my favorite songs. I need an official version on Spotify one day

Well yes With Nadia Lee Cohen creative directing it wbk. Imagine an A&W music video with the energy of her book Women. Sexy sultry motel fantasy