Stoned Mary in the Garden

SAME

I’m screaminggg you might be the biggest idiot I’ve ever had the displeasure of witnessing. Like… you are actually just stupid

I was at that show and everyone was just waiting for her to get off stage lmao she was a terrible opener

Lana is so relatable. She started out as a classy, devastating film noir and now she’s a cute little hallmark movie. Maybe mixed with a dramatic Lifetime movie.

Me…

This is the true uncanny valley omg

Blue bell knoll is the best Cocteau twins album in my opinion

Send a million to my real self, leak everything, ship her old gunne sax dresses to me, and hit up Mike Patton for a collab. Hopefully make a cover of pink cigarette by mr bungle.

Definitely Lizzy Grant era. Broke, living off my man. But specifically in my 1949 era.

Imagine her wearing the nude crystal skims dress with curled blonde hair

Oh her cover of Daniel Johnston's Some Things Last a Long Time is CRIMINALLY underrated. In my opinion, her most beautiful cover ever. The original always made me cry already.. and then my favorite artist singing it broke me down to shambles

Okay then backfire would be my number 1

Because of you making out On our way you can be the boss Hollywood’s dead dum dum you & me Those are my favs Wait is backfire a btd outtake?

I’ve been singing this all day omg

This is one of the best days we’ve had in a longggg time. This should be a national holiday for Lana fans

Am I still the only Jon Batiste Interlude stan

I’m obsessed but then I heard the chorus and I was like.. this sounds like wrecking ball by Miley Cyrus …

You deserved it boo

on a picture of her from 2017 checked the user’s profile and he had a hair transplant. No wonder dude is obsessed with hair

ME TOO I’m picturing it already

Why can I actually see her doing that too we still need to all agree on a location Maybe New Jersey…

This needs to be a physical real life event one year LMAO can you imagine rent out a Denny’s for it

Well.. whoever voted me for best username I must say, you all have exquisite taste and I’m manifesting you all get rich and have the best possible lives. Thank you for making me the runner up The rest of you, I’m manifesting a hangnail for you. One of the real irritating ones.

This is so cute and funny lmfao

Omg Quincy Im so sorry but this lore is my favorite I feel so bad for you having to deal with that lmfaooo I think a lot of us can relate