Stoned Mary in the Garden

Immediately after posting I regretted releasing that thought into the universe

I can literally see this happening especially since her dad is making music now. Lol they’re gonna be a duo. Rob and Lizzy

May Jailer

The little gears in my head are going crazy trying to theorize what surprise would really have us gagged. Then I started thinking, what if she’s completely rebranding herself, like a name change, an alter ego (like ziggy stardust or slim shady) and releasing a record with a completely new sound. That would be insane

I couldn’t be an insider bc I would spill absolutely everything and leave no surprises for you guys idk how they have any self control

Mary Kay Del Rey

Maybe Lana really IS going into space. We definitely wouldn’t believe that. She’s performing her two singles on the moon 🚀

I just really want a fabulous mv. I’ve been daydreaming about a ride-esque A&W music video with the second half being like tropico gods and monsters. it’s fun to pretend

Ew what’s going on with the energy here today lmao

Eminem lmao

The real candy necklace is all the delusions and meltdowns we had along the way

That article was so beautifully written! It’s so nice hearing Lana sounding happy and hopeful. It’s really cool that this was her easiest album. It also seems like it will be her most lyrically and melodically intricate album. Wow we haven’t even got it yet and I’m already hyped for the next one lol

Okay my album ranking is extremely chaotic but I love them all 1. honeymoon 2. Btd 3. paradise 4. ocean blvd (perhaps) 5. Lfl 6. nfr 7. Ultraviolence 8. Chemtrails 9. BB (honorary mention for AKA which will always have my heart)

It’s so fun I actually took her to a Lana show in 2019 and she had such a great time. It’s been such a cool thing to bond over!

Why are we being edged I didn’t consent to this

I’m about to have a temper tantrum can someone put me into a coma until the album is out.

I’m a spoiled brat with a short attention span and this album release has really proven that to me. I haven’t been this rabid for one of her records maybe EVER. (Prob bc we had music videos for the other records) but I don’t know what it is about this one that has me barking and foaming at the mouth

My mom is an insider confirmed

I just overheard my mom singing A&W and she said “look at me, look at the bears and the shapes and the shanks and the bodies”

Do you like my fake nails daddaayyy

Yeah I agree, it’s just interesting that none of the kids are close with her. I’m just going off what I’ve heard Lana say and the absence of her mom from all of their lives says a lot imo

I was just thinking about the “God’s a charlatan” line in A&W and I wonder if she was directing that at Sean bc he’s super religious and was directly going against god by being an adulterer and a liar