Nectar Of The Puss

What the fuck is going on at main stage rn feeling for those poor lanaboardians that have to stand this live

Last years setlist was pretty basic (even though it was amazing) compared to all the songs she didn’t do and I feel like this setlist isn’t gonna be as different but I have hope that it’s going to be amazing Venice bitch Hollywood bowl level

At this point the album should’ve been a surprise album we have gotten no promo whatsoever except a mural and 2 Instagram posts

I still support half this statement The placeholders did still happen so it’s close and we know signed stuff is happening so now I’ll just clown at every 10:30pm (eastern Australia time) until signed cds come out

I have never clowned so hard about something until now. Merch WILL be coming at the end of the timer. My Evidence: - the vinyls and cds coming back for a second time is a bit unusual BUT it makes sense atleast to me because of the timer. Taylor has given us timers before a drop like the Christmas drop. I’m also clowning for signed cds as it seems like it could be more important by the timer. - Merch ALWAYS comes out at 2pm or somewhere around there and it perfectly aligns with that. - Kind of following from the last point, it’s a week till TTPD and neither Taylor or Taylor Nation have tweeted about this YET. They tweeted about it an only few hours after the special date for example when it was a fortnight till TTPD they tweeted about it and even Taylor made a Instagram story about it AND gave us lyrics. I will be clowning HARD for this unless Taylor nation posts about it being a week but until then I’m putting on the makeup and the big red wig and nose. - This one is the most evident that merch is coming, the timer just gives a gist of when it might come. Ever since RED TV just before merch drops there is a glitch of little drawings of a bag, glasses and shoes that’s like a placeholder for merch. It then goes away and merch comes soon after. When the vinyls and cds were out back on the store for a second time those placeholders were there. - this one is the most evident for signed cds just maybe not at the end of the countdown but who knows. JB-HI-FI (an Aussie company) is having a giveaway for 5 signed TTPD photo cards so obviously Taylor has been signing away on cds maybe vinyls and I’m assuming she wouldn’t sign 5 cards just for jbhifi so they best be coming soon.

1. Evermore 2. Evermore 3. Evermore (Specifically Tolerate It)

I am a soul believer in that merch of signed cds will come at the end of the timer

Is there a set time or estimated time for her to finish? If it goes over 2 hours I will be calling in sick to work

What time does Lana come on?

It’s impossible for it to be 9 minutes aswell it would fit on the vinyls but with the bonus track it won’t the only thing I hate about swifties is when it’s not clowning but straight up lying

Does anyone have any pictures of the tanks? I just need to know if they’re thick enough

When do track lengths usually come out?

Still waiting for merch best be today for 13 days

They better do a timer like they did for the Christmas drop I’m so scared I’ll miss it

Almost a fortnight till TTPD MERCH WHERE THO?

I don’t think her clotjes are good they’re terrible but I love her accessories and stuff like that folklore desk clock

Nah because WHERE is the merch??? I honestly don’t give a fuck about promo anymore just PLEASE take my money I’m stressing so much. Like I have $400 maybe even $700 if she doesn’t put merch out for the next week. I feel so poor rn for having $400 that I can’t use (I am a minor I don’t have bills or children to attend to only music and merch) also not that anyone asked but something I want from the merch drop are:

If it’s anything like buddy’s rendezvous I’ll be floored. It’s not really the country genre but when I listen to it I imagine I’m homeschooled on a farm in central Australia in spring and on the school holidays I go to Armidale (Australian version of stars hollow) to see my fake grandparents

Wasn’t the inside of the zip up hoodies supposed to be white? That was the only reason why I was gonna buy one I’m so done

If anyone finds any pics of the white tank I would very much appreciate it if you would send them to me🫶

I’m actually going to start feining why hasn’t she done any promo besides announcing bonus tracks. Like we didn’t even get a fun track title moment which is because it was leaked but still. I’m lowkey pissed 1989 tv got so much more attention than this. Merch still isn’t out and she usually releases it minimum 22-25 days before it drops. I’m guessing they’re gonna do something on the 14 day mark as it’s a “fortnight” till it releases but that’s still so insanely late for promo. She doesn’t really need promo because of where she’s at right now but I feel like we don’t even have like eras now midnights was literally just midnights mayhem with me and if it had better promo it wouldn’t be as overlooked by swifties. TTPD is the album that needs promo the most like the fuck are threes track titles atleast gives us some merch with a single line of some lyrics. Or just any merch whatsoever.

Are those men’s tanks with the “born to die” and bow stuff. I kinda fuck with tanks at the moment but I’m not sure if they’re meant for the butch lesbian kind or men

I watched the dead poets society for the first time in full today and dude my life will never be the same. I thought it was gonna be a cute little film like the little women vibe but with men but that last 20 minutes was crazy and it happened so fast. Also why the fuck are boys so stupid now what happened to manners and caring about school all they do now is vape, drink and are disrespectful to everyone.

I would go (almost) anywhere in the southern hemisphere. Last year Brazil was just a bit too far but I’ll make the money anything to see her. American/europeans don’t know how lucky they are I’m so jealous