Nectar Of The Puss

Y’all what if she’s saving the better show with announcements etc for the last show we love to clown

I think the main thing she’s lacking is the self confidence and awareness that she is the hottest most perfect person to get on stage. Not to compare but for example like Taylor swift or Tate like they know what and how they’re doing it. Last year she definitely had that confidence so maybe next week she’ll be a bit more open

I usually love the backup singers and I know it’s probably rehearsed but sometimes they’re doing too much also I did cry because I was so happy to have Lana at coachella then next week we have TTPD and another Lana coachella show

It wasn’t too bad personally I have high expectations for coachella like if this was any other festival I would be floored. Just less ballads next time 👍

Her asmr was so good with that water bottle

She must have tapped her mic a few times but I thought there was a shooting my heart full dropped

Was the stunt the pole dancing? That’s a win for the night tho

Is Lana on the bike? Is that a mic

SHOW IS TJE DAMN STAGE

I am so insanely nervous rn

So wish I was old enough to be drunk I could be but I don’t fuck with underage drinking or drugs etc

Wait isn’t it an hour and 20 minutes?

What the fuck is going on at main stage rn feeling for those poor lanaboardians that have to stand this live

Last years setlist was pretty basic (even though it was amazing) compared to all the songs she didn’t do and I feel like this setlist isn’t gonna be as different but I have hope that it’s going to be amazing Venice bitch Hollywood bowl level

At this point the album should’ve been a surprise album we have gotten no promo whatsoever except a mural and 2 Instagram posts

I still support half this statement The placeholders did still happen so it’s close and we know signed stuff is happening so now I’ll just clown at every 10:30pm (eastern Australia time) until signed cds come out

I have never clowned so hard about something until now. Merch WILL be coming at the end of the timer. My Evidence: - the vinyls and cds coming back for a second time is a bit unusual BUT it makes sense atleast to me because of the timer. Taylor has given us timers before a drop like the Christmas drop. I’m also clowning for signed cds as it seems like it could be more important by the timer. - Merch ALWAYS comes out at 2pm or somewhere around there and it perfectly aligns with that. - Kind of following from the last point, it’s a week till TTPD and neither Taylor or Taylor Nation have tweeted about this YET. They tweeted about it an only few hours after the special date for example when it was a fortnight till TTPD they tweeted about it and even Taylor made a Instagram story about it AND gave us lyrics. I will be clowning HARD for this unless Taylor nation posts about it being a week but until then I’m putting on the makeup and the big red wig and nose. - This one is the most evident that merch is coming, the timer just gives a gist of when it might come. Ever since RED TV just before merch drops there is a glitch of little drawings of a bag, glasses and shoes that’s like a placeholder for merch. It then goes away and merch comes soon after. When the vinyls and cds were out back on the store for a second time those placeholders were there. - this one is the most evident for signed cds just maybe not at the end of the countdown but who knows. JB-HI-FI (an Aussie company) is having a giveaway for 5 signed TTPD photo cards so obviously Taylor has been signing away on cds maybe vinyls and I’m assuming she wouldn’t sign 5 cards just for jbhifi so they best be coming soon.

1. Evermore 2. Evermore 3. Evermore (Specifically Tolerate It)

I am a soul believer in that merch of signed cds will come at the end of the timer

Is there a set time or estimated time for her to finish? If it goes over 2 hours I will be calling in sick to work

What time does Lana come on?

It’s impossible for it to be 9 minutes aswell it would fit on the vinyls but with the bonus track it won’t the only thing I hate about swifties is when it’s not clowning but straight up lying

Does anyone have any pictures of the tanks? I just need to know if they’re thick enough

When do track lengths usually come out?