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ive just gone for 5 hours and this happened i think i'll be bald for the whole month

NONONONONONO she's doing another permier while i was sleeping ARGHHHHHHHHH

we were this close to the info about LIB, sis, THIS CLOSE....

BTD: Video Games, Born to Die, Off to the Races, Blue Jeans, National Anthem. P: (it only has 9 songs and I have to pick 5? LOL the remaining 4 will hate me so much) Ride, American, Cola, Gods and Monsters, Bel Air UV: Cruel World, Shades of Cool, Brooklyn Baby, West Coast, Black Beauty/Sad Girl/Old Money (ugh this one is so hard) HM: (i only listen to those official released ones...) Terrence Loves You > Music to Watch Boys To > Honeymoon = High by The Beach

totally. that would make sense. "i play my music, watch you leave", "i live to love you and i love to love you", "nothing gold can stay", "No holds barred, I’ve been sent to destroy" really fit this imaginary plot. serving "i love you so much that i will definitely make you stay even against your own will" and necrophilia tea but i just don't know how the tropical rainforest scene can be merged into these two sets.

watch it become just another UV instagram video with the footages of the pale fire photoshoot coz the label thinks it's too aggressive

the girls will drag them into the sea and get them all drowned. a reverse blue jeans experience.

not the cheap ass Heart-Shaped Box i love the song and the video fits it awkwardly but come on Lana sis...

how many magazines will she cover in this era? the slayage is REAL!!!! and the see-through dress and the white panties OMG!!! what kind of reverse lolita lost in the woods experience!!!

at least they can manage to do a Apple Music premier. what if our team-less Lana will only tease us 12 hours before after the release on instagram i can't let this happen.

thanks @@annedauphine sis. you're the saint of LB. you're literally the light of our lives (after the 84 years of wait and mess here)

but make sure she will hire the new team first LMFAO

to my dear LB sis who will be able to see Lana at the signing event, pls help us to ask the following questions: 1) where is Life Is Beautiful? 2) will she do a (real) world tour in the near future? 3) when will MTWBT MV get released? (as well as dark paradise, cola, and pretty when i cry) 4) will she do some TV/radio interviews? will she participate in any music festivals in the near future? 5) is she already planning on the next project? 6) when will the Live at Hollywood Cemetery get released?

and some of those crazy fans told him not to get drown before leaking it LMFAO jealous pressed gays are doing the most.

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the final pitchfork score would depend on who is gonna do the review tbh. different ppl have different taste in music. anyways, she's coming to the UK for the signing event OMGGGG!!!! will she do some radio interviews or TV shows as well??? LOL HOW COULD SHE ALWAYS ANNOUNCE SOMETHING WITHOUT HINTING US AT ALL. MY HEART IS TOO WEAK TO HANDLE THESE EXCITING NEWS.

this is acceptable? even my assignment of an analysis on the RIDE music video and popular culture has more depths than this piece of garbage.

why should i drag a deaf man? am i that pathetic or lack of sympathy? gosh. anyways, i respect his review as long as it's not biased and he really gave an insightful review with DEPTHS but not some shallow discussion about her stage name or alternative persona or her live performance or whatever unrelated to the album

so they're judging her promo schedule rather than the music itself? hmmm how professional they are. well i guess we can't criticise a critic unless we are all music critics.

sis grab your neuf gun and you'll know what to do

mess at honeymoon is still struggling to get into the top10 on iTunes. and why is Hotline Bling so high on the single chart? Drake's impact is real

i love this review. basically sums up what i want to say.

agree. Paradise is such a spiritual-uplifting album. You have to listen from the RIDE intro to the BEL AIR outro. It's like a cycle, a process of soul purification. and then Ultraviolence is literally sending me to the hell of depression. Everything is just like what Lana described - Blue fire. I can definitely relate to the emotions of decaying, rotting, depression but with a hint of desire, lust, and sexual tension. It's just so raw and rich in emotions.

what is the last time you saw LB without a mess? (be grateful my dear sis, at least they didn't break down the server again)