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  On 2/16/2019 at 8:28 PM, LanaFlowers said:

unless ur a fuckin gemini

 

yo literally there's a lot of astrological explanations in lana's birth chart for why she is...Like That™️ (besides the fact that she is indeed very much a fuckin gemini)

 

like for example, she has saturn in the 7th house, which is the house of friendships/romantic relationships/interpersonal shit in general, and saturn has to do with struggles/obstacles/limitations

 

also pluto and saturn are transiting her 9th house right now, which tbh i think has something to do with the hillsong fuckery

 

i'll shut up but lmk if anyone actually wants to hear my deep dive into our favorite insta baddie's birth chart at some point, that would be one hell of a thread

it's just the way i feel

Posted
  On 2/17/2019 at 12:50 AM, stargazed said:

does she think retweeting her tweet ab HIADT that came out a month ago has any affect on us

Lana to Ben: my girlfriends are my new promo team

 

Ben: ....What

 

Lana: you heard me! Brittany, Jenny, Rebecca, Heather and Tiffany are my new promo team. They've got some genius ideas. I'm posting random photos on my Instagram as a theme and retweeting old tweets.

 

Ben: Lana, what kind of theme is that mes-

 

Lana: are we going to have a problem, buddy?

 

Ben: oh no! No no no, uhhh... Yeah you do you.

 

Lana: thought so! :bye2:

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Posted
  On 2/17/2019 at 12:53 AM, paradisetropico said:

in her instagram stories, it sounds like the guy says "oh babe" ....????

that means nothing lol

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Posted
  On 2/17/2019 at 12:40 AM, late bloomer said:

This is my worst fear for this era. I was literally talking to my husband about her possibly pulling a Sky Ferreira on us lol

 

I don't stan sky but what's the ref?

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Posted
  On 2/17/2019 at 12:49 AM, Peroxide said:

Well..... I guess posting random photos with a song caption is some sort promo, right? :biblio:

Her Common Sense.exe has stopped working

"And when you see my face on every billboard and TV screen, you'll regret the day you walked away" :lanahairflip3: :legend:

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Also, there was somewhere a discussion about her fillers (I mean it’s here like twice a week but whatever) and I want to ask a question/share an unpopular opinion with you guys: Did you ever consider that maybe she’s not doing cheek fillers but maybe her face is more round because of her not doing that much fillers anymore (maybe not exactly fillers but some other treatments)? Of course apart from aging and gaining weight, that’s kinda obvious at this point. Like, maybe back in 2012 her face was that slim because she was just “investing” in it so much and actually from as far as I know, sometimes her face used to be that round in her Lizzy days as well!

 

So… what if it’s not her fucking with her face too much but actually… not enough?  :hooker:

Posted

omg you guys complain about everything LOL seriously MAC and VB are amazing how can you possibly wanna live in a world where you haven't heard them. She's messy with her releases and WBK but have some faith. every lana album is immaculate.

Posted
  On 2/17/2019 at 12:54 AM, YUNGATA said:

I don't stan sky but what's the ref?

quoting a thread from atrl called "timeline of Masochism"

 

 

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  On 2/17/2019 at 12:54 AM, YUNGATA said:

I don't stan sky but what's the ref?

Basically Sky teases things and says her album is coming, then 3 - 6 months later she says circumstances didn’t allow her to release any music. There was a time she legit posted a date not saying what it was for, the day came and it turned out to be a photo shoot or something other than music and her fans got upset. Then she got upset at them even though music is exactly what people have been expecting from her for 5-6 years. It’s messy. There was also this funny incident where I think she posted that she finally finished recorded a song that (I think?) she said took her a year to finish. Not saying Lana works that slow, but the 6 month wait since MAC and VB and her whatever attitude toward NFR makes me feel like something is up w her and puts me off a bit.

Posted
  On 2/17/2019 at 12:59 AM, venicebitch said:

Also, there was somewhere a discussion about her fillers (I mean it’s here like twice a week but whatever) and I want to ask a question/share an unpopular opinion with you guys: Did you ever consider that maybe she’s not doing cheek fillers but maybe her face is more round because of her not doing that much fillers anymore (maybe not exactly fillers but some other treatments)? Of course apart from aging and gaining weight, that’s kinda obvious at this point. Like, maybe back in 2012 her face was that slim because she was just “investing” in it so much and actually from as far as I know, sometimes her face used to be that round in her Lizzy days as well!

 

So… what if it’s not her fucking with her face too much but actually… not enough?  :hooker:

 

she seems to be about a more healthier "blogger" lifestyle now, yk spin classes and wheat grass smoothies  :eartha:  

so id assume her face would start to slim naturally instead of getting rounder? 

Posted
  On 2/17/2019 at 1:08 AM, stargazed said:

she seems to be about a more healthier "blogger" lifestyle now, yk spin classes and wheat grass smoothies  :eartha:  

so id assume her face would start to slim naturally instead of getting rounder? 

 

 

Yeah I think her face is more slim now than it used to be a few months ago

 

but of course it’s nowhere to be as slim as it was in 2012

Posted
  On 2/17/2019 at 1:05 AM, Lona Delery said:

quoting a thread from atrl called "timeline of Masochism"

 

 

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  On 2/17/2019 at 1:05 AM, late bloomer said:

Basically Sky teases things and says her album is coming, then 3 - 6 months later she says circumstances didn’t allow her to release any music. There was a time she legit posted a date not saying what it was for, the day came and it turned out to be a photo shoot or something other than music and her fans got upset. Then she got upset at them even though music is exactly what people have been expecting from her for 5-6 years. It’s messy. There was also this funny incident where I think she posted that she finally finished recorded a song that (I think?) she said took her a year to finish. Not saying Lana works that slow, but the 6 month wait since MAC and VB and her whatever attitude toward NFR makes me feel like something is up w her and puts me off a bit.

 

 

lmao poor stans. ty for explanations! 

 

Lana is gonna do this  :toofunny: see y'all in 2022

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Posted

I'm sorry but does she actually think we care about what she's posting? Like I love when she does this in between eras to show aspects of her life but she knows we're waiting for literally ANY news about the album.

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