Blue Banisters - Pre-Pre-Release Thread

[littleredpartydress]

This is going to be fucking amazing

[sweetie]

Thank God, the Jack Antonoff Era of LDR is nearly over.

I can't believe we endured nearly 3 years of that. 

Same vibes as when Trump lost the election. What a big relief.

 

 

I'm feeling excited about her release for the first time in a while

I KNOW this is going to be IT. And even if it's not, Mike is such a funny & entertaining guy I'm here for the messiness 

[Dark Angel]

today has truly been a rollercoaster of emotions

[The Stargirl Pinky]

YOOOO FUCK ME UP FAM SHE’S RLY COMING 

[Liz Taylor Blues]

29 minutes ago, NewportBitch said:

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boarding school theories confirmed? I would literally collapse

 

What I think textbook is about

[SweetHenny]

Lana recording BB album when Jack Antonoff decided to drop by and throw in some distant pianos:

[prettywhenimhigh]

now mike could just drop that snippet so we can finish this day beautifully and wait for the next idk 20 hours 

[Brooklynbaby]

I’m so excited  I’m currently thinking I like the sound of wildflower wildfire 

[honey dew]

i WILL debase myself for mike for resuscitating Lana Thee Del Rey

[NikoGo]

I can’t believe Lana hasn’t said anything and I can’t believe Mike left us on read 

[Evergreen]

1 minute ago, honey dew said:

i WILL debase myself for mike for resuscitating Lana Thee Del Rey

Don't forget to debase yourself for Gabe Simon too!

[American Whore]

holy fuck today's been a mess lol i've been lurking everywhere all day... still no snippet huh?

[Liz Taylor Blues]

21 minutes ago, SweetHenny said:

Maybe the song confirms some scientific theories, Einstein could never idk

She did say she wanted to prove the existence if god via mathematics 

[ChaoticLipster]

Jack was caught watering down the blue paint for the banisters just like all her music…so she had no choice but to fire him. 

 

[Super Movie]

Question for the culture while we wait for the songs to drop (or for Mike to decide to post a snippet): do we think there's gonna be a cover on this album? And if so, what do you think it'll be? Personally, I don't see there being one unless she pulls a Doin Time and puts Summertime on the album, and there's a 0.0000001% chance of that happening 

[SweetHenny]

"She just doesn't have the vernacular that she thinks she possesses" - Mike Dean talking about Jack Antonoff

[therealmikedealer]

Lana, Mike, Niko and her selphies are too shook to speak 

Hearing the new songs gave them aphasia  

[Vanilla Icy]

22 minutes ago, Writer In The Dark said:

Eclipse said: The return of Lana her greatness I fear.

hmm interesting.

when the cats away the mice will play 

[#vapeinfluencer]

i love the way that Lana really said that she needed wilder production and she left Jack 

[prettywhenimhigh]

I fear one of her managers stopped mike from posting anything