Jack Antonoff Thirst Thread

[TRENCH]

17 minutes ago, COCC said:

 

Blessing these sacred halls with the hairy chest and short-sighted eyes of your geek-producer from next door 

something about nerds with hairy chests... the skinny ones usually  have the biggest ds;dfvsd 

[ChaoticLipster]

Jack looks like he’s come straight out of an 80’s coming of age movie.  

[COCC]

1 hour ago, ChaoticLipster said:

Jack looks like he’s come straight out of an 80’s coming of age movie.  

 

Call me by your name? 

[Jared]

This thread is sexist!

[BluebirdXO]

5 minutes ago, Jack Antonoff is a God said:

This thread is sexist!

 

Why???

 

I thought you would like it

[honeybadger]

10 minutes ago, Jack Antonoff is a God said:

This thread is sexist!

 

this thread is for you don't you like it

[COCC]

16 minutes ago, Jack Antonoff is a God said:

This thread is sexist!

It‘s dark, but just a game luv 

[lanadelrat]

19 minutes ago, Jack Antonoff is a God said:

This thread is sexist!

if y'all don't pray, you'll never learn...

[honeybadger]

i wish jack would take off everything except his glasses and just play piano for me. rock candy sweet: nudism edition

[pin up galore]

he probably gets so excited being able to fuck anyone after dropping Lena Dunham that he just pounds the living shit out of people, id allow him to use my anal blood as lube ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

[a wild one]

1 hour ago, pin up galore said:

he probably gets so excited being able to fuck anyone after dropping Lena Dunham that he just pounds the living shit out of people, id allow him to use my anal blood as lube ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

this comment is proof that there is no god, only darkness 

 

[Liz Taylor Blues]

Loved [Jack] Then And Now

[Super Movie]

It's too bad there's not a worst thread category at the Lipsters

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All jokes 

 

[Liz Taylor Blues]

Just now, Super Movie said:

It's too bad there's not a worst thread category at the Lipsters

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All jokes 

 

Its an honor just to be nominated ( pls vote me for anything even bad things i need validation from online awards)

[the ocean]

i sometimes question why this thread exists but then i remember melodrama and nfr! and suddenly it all makes sense

[Liz Taylor Blues]

4 minutes ago, The Ocean said:

i sometimes question why this thread exists but then i remember melodrama and nfr! and suddenly it all makes sense

The craziest things in life are true ( like Jack Antonoff is my ingenue)

 

 

[Liz Taylor Blues]

I would not mind seeing him at The Men In Music Business Conference

[Dominikx4]

On 4/12/2021 at 1:08 PM, Dominikx4 said:

i wish jack would *** ** *** *** **** ** **** ********

i still stand by that

[Cherry Blossom]

On 4/27/2021 at 10:11 PM, pin up galore said:

he probably gets so excited being able to fuck anyone after dropping Lena Dunham that he just pounds the living shit out of people, id allow him to use my anal blood as lube ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

OH MY GOD THIS POST KEPT GETTING WORSE AND WORSE AND WORSE IM SCREAMINGSJSHSJRHSKSNALAOQLWLERUSIA

[Pico Ocean Boulevard]

This thread is still one of the most disgusting things I saw on Lanaboards