You're a star of a reality TV show

[rural legend 2,154]

what show is it and what are your catchphrases? 

I'd star in The Real Housegays of Northern Ireland and my catchphrases would be:

- did I mention that I'm Polish?

- I don't understand what you're saying babes

- pierogi is already plural, you don't call it pierogis

- it's so cold in here

- it's so hot in here

[The Siren 30,524]

idk but i remember having thoughts about what id say in some situations in rupauls drag race (ill never be on it)

[Dominikx4 25,416]

i'd star in The Real Lipsters of Europe and it would follow me and my lipster besties living our best life and going to Lana shows instead of doing cast trips

 

My tagline would be

"I don't know whats more broke, my brain or my bank account"

[rural legend 2,154]

27 minutes ago, The Siren said:

idk but i remember having thoughts about what id say in some situations in rupauls drag race (ill never be on it)

you HAVE to at least give us your entrance line 

27 minutes ago, Dominikx4 said:

i'd star in The Real Lipsters of Europe and it would follow me and my lipster besties living our best life and going to Lana shows instead of doing cast trips

 

My tagline would be

"I don't know whats more broke, my brain or my bank account"

ok but when is the pilot coming out because I'd watch that

[SoftwareUpgrade 19,349]

I'll star in: "Stupid People in Stupid Situations" on Lipster TV

 

Notable quotes:

- "So?"

- "Whatever...."

- "Wait, I have to use the restroom"

And many more original and groundbreaking thoughts from my mind 

 

[daphnedinkley 13,720]

unfortunately i think my catchphrase is any show would be "has anyone got a lighter" 

[The Siren 30,524]

18 hours ago, rural legend said:

you HAVE to at least give us your entrance line 

idk something vulgar or depressing

[Make me your Dream Life 88,619]

i'd probably be a misunderstood member that still somehow knows the vibes who seems a bit blunt, but has protective don't take any bs 

my slogans would be: 
- what are u waiting for, u have to do it NOW before they get you. 
- they're shitting on you, u need to stand up for yourself
- do that if u WANT to be laughed at 
- eye rolls and zoning out 
- NEXT! 
- ignoring people i don't want to talk to 
- will probably be voted off for not assimilating to the the usual leader everyone's superficially enamored by but will have youtube ref vids where i was actually unfairly misunderstood for not following the typical high school trope norms. 
- samantha jones vibes 
- will want to polish some boots during downtime/ cleaning my space, cooking or something 
- treat the decent and nice members genuinely and avoid the rest, hype up and support those who genuinely need more of it 
- probably lots of hand gestures 
- probably lots of playing music and groovin
- probably lots of bubble baths, soaks to avoid people while everyone's causing drama for themselves