What would you do if you could be Lana for one week?

[Viva 3,169]

Let's say you could be Lanizzy (lana/Lizzy) for one week. What would you do? Would you change something in her life? Would you make some changes in her Career decisions?Fire her manager? Break up with Barry? Make out with someone else? Would you dye her hair ginger? Tweet some pretty nasty things to Hipster Spinoff? Answer the questions we all want to know? Sing live some Lizzy songs? Tell some truths about her past? Release her unreleased songs? Stop saying "This is a good question" in interviews?

[Madrigal 2,616]

I would leak all my songs....duh!

That way, I wouldn't have to wait for other people to do it for me.

[Trash Magic 28,395]

I've thoughtful this long and hard before lmao

 

You know I'd open garageband and sing endless covers of various songs

And record homemade videos of all her demos and email them to myself

And tweet something mean about lady Gaga

 

"fucking stop trying to make a collaboration with @ladygaga happen u little c*nts I h8 her x"

[evilentity 13,345]

You mean aside from finding out what my pussy really tastes like?

[lola 6,641]

i would stare at my naked body and publish my diary + photos of k

[Trash Magic 28,395]

The amount of selfish on webcam

 

Selfies

[Viva 3,169]

You mean aside from finding out what my pussy really tastes like?

Well I hope Lana is extremely flexible so you could find that out...hehehehe

[lola 6,641]

Well I hope Lana is extremely flexible so you could find that out...hehehehe

 

gurl has fingers

[PennCentralFan 269]

Mmmmm. Good question. I would ask her to please consider a North American Tour with stops in Minneapolis, Milwaukee, Chicago, and Detroit, Cleveland and Toronto.

 

I would ask what she wanted to do first and try my best to make her happy fulfill her wishes. I wouldn't force her to do anything. First and foremost would be her happiness. I would tell her how awesome she is and win her heart and make passionate love to her all day.

[lola 6,641]

Mmmmm. Good question. I would ask her to please consider a North American Tour with stops in Minneapolis, Milwaukee, Chicago, and Detroit, Cleveland and Toronto.

 

I would ask what she wanted to do first and try my best to make her happy fulfill her wishes. I wouldn't force her to do anything. First and foremost would be her happiness. I would tell her how awesome she is and win her heart and make passionate love to her all day.

 

if you were her not if you met her

[TrailerParkDarling 5,693]

send mean dm's to annoying fans on twitter ^_^

[lola 6,641]

bitch at gaga

[PennCentralFan 269]

if you were her not if you met her

 

I would seek me out and start a passionate love affair for the ages and do a North American tour.

[Viva 3,169]

I would ask to get another gig at Saturday Night and give the performance of my life (well of Lana's life)

I would for certain give Lana a slut week and use her body to make out with every singer and actor I wanted 2. I would also kick Barry to the curb. Her manager would also get a "see you later like never ". I would give a honest and serious interview to someone like Oprah or Pierce. I would tell Lady Caca to fuck off. I would make a documentary based on her diary, her life. Including her past, now, her performances, the backlash. I would do an album with her Lizzy material and official remixes with the best DJ's. And I would make out with Ed and ask him to talk and dress like Chuck Bass.

[Harlem 1,942]

take like

 

1000 naked pictures and video's

 

then send them to my email

 

knowing i'd be back to me next week

[lola 6,641]

I would give a honest and serious interview to someone like Oprah

 

hell no

[Viva 3,169]

bitch at gaga

For certain bitch at CaCa

 

gurl has fingers

Dammm how slow am I?? haahha

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[Chris Cuomo 3,320]

I would look through this forum, to see what kind of fans I have. Wait.... Maybe not.

Oh and I'd look through my family album! And give tons of pictures of me from kent to the real me.

I'd rant about gaga on twitter.

And post some nudes.

Go back on SNL, kick ass.

And make out with the real me.

Oh and show the real me pictures of K and all that stuff.

[yu16273947 764]

I would write a book about me and giving it to sk so all his questions about Lana are answered.

[Viva 3,169]

Mmmmm. Good question. I would ask her to please consider a North American Tour with stops in Minneapolis, Milwaukee, Chicago, and Detroit, Cleveland and Toronto.

 

I would ask what she wanted to do first and try my best to make her happy fulfill her wishes. I wouldn't force her to do anything. First and foremost would be her happiness. I would tell her how awesome she is and win her heart and make passionate love to her all day.

you definitely are a better person than me ....