Lasso - Pre-Pre-Release Thread

[Demonmic03 11,952]

Just now, Sunbather Moonchaser said:

They better hire us

Fr, if i was in charge i’d have lana put lut deluxes for honeymoon and ocean blvd.

[Let the Light In 19,112]

It’s only 8 am in Hawaii, let her wake up first 

[Sunbather Moonchaser 2,754]

1 hour ago, Sunbather Moonchaser said:

Confession: I took this day off work just in case we'd get something but nothing's happening

Update: My friend/co-worker who I told that I'm not actually sick told my boss that I lied and now my boss texted that she wants to have a chat with me in the morning

 

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[Pink Flamingo 17,195]

So... what's happening?

[Ice Cream Ice Queen 3,029]

logging off for a few hours for my own sanity and i recommend all of you do the same 

[NikoGo 62,788]

22 minutes ago, shadesofblue said:

How do we even know a “soft launch” means a public announcement? Couldn’t it be something with the websites code? Idk how that all works but im not expecting anything 

 

the insider who spilled the info said that today was most likely to be a preorder, but wasn't sure. We know from hotshot that nothing is on her site, so the soft launch could be anything at this point (IG post, newsletter, or yeah, something internal) but the insider also said whatever it is would be dropping August 9th* so there's plenty of time for the site to update, we're still almost 2 weeks away.

[Ice Cream Ice Queen 3,029]

1 minute ago, Sunbather Moonchaser said:

Update: My friend/co-worker who I told that I'm not actually sick told my boss that I lied and now my boss texted that she wants to have a chat with me in the morning

and all for an announcement that’s not going to happen. have we learned something today?

[Sunbather Moonchaser 2,754]

1 minute ago, Ice Cream Ice Queen said:

logging off for a few hours for my own sanity and i recommend all of you do the same 

[Sunbather Moonchaser 2,754]

Just now, Ice Cream Ice Queen said:

. have we learned something today?

You sounded like my teacher when I broke the school window when I was 7

[Demonmic03 11,952]

Fuck lasso, give us the surf noir masterpiece ldr x

[CVNTDELREY 501]

Being a Lana stan is a full-time job 

[Pico Ocean Boulevard 42,264]

21 minutes ago, GeminiLanaFan said:

So far, its a very very soft launch 

Life rocked us ultrasoftly like the soft launch that you planned

We clowning to the moon again

Dreaming about LDR10

How it gave us everything and took our delusion away

 

[Embach 48,337]

10 minutes ago, NikoGo said:

 

the insider who spilled the info said that today was most likely to be a preorder, but wasn't sure. We know from hotshot that nothing is on her site, so the soft launch could be anything at this point (IG post, newsletter, or yeah, something internal) but the insider also said whatever it is would be dropping August 8th so there's plenty of time for the site to update, we're still almost 2 weeks away.

Wasn't it Aug 9th?

[NikoGo 62,788]

3 minutes ago, Embach said:

Wasn't it Aug 9th?

Yeah my bad 

[motel six 4,885]

this thread is almost reminding me of when i was a lurker during leakmas last year, seeing how unhinged things can get 

[Embach 48,337]

Can tech people see any codes in her website/newsletter page currently? Like is there anything new?

[BethDufreneOnTheBayouByYou 10,462]

The funny thing is we'll be here until 11:59p.m. saying "I feel it in the air, it's coming!" and so on until August 9

[Rock Candy 2,056]

I basically ignore this topic. From now on

[Sunbather Moonchaser 2,754]

What if Lana has no idea that she's soft launching today? 

[Let the Light In 19,112]

22 minutes ago, Ice Cream Ice Queen said:

have we learned something today?

Not when we all go to the