Lasso - Pre-Pre-Release Thread

[shape of my body 1,558]

1 minute ago, ComebacktoCalifornia said:

OMG

Really making a splash in your first month. Poor pantene and tough lol

 

The funny thing is i never did anything bad before on here and then i make a bad joke and EVERYONE hates me. I mean I understand that It wasn’t funny but like, it’s not like lasso is not happening because of what I said. 

Anyway once again sorry for everyone I hurt. But I’m not gonna pay your therapy xx 

[Waimea Bay 10,780]

3 minutes ago, ivory almond said:

THE THREAD IS HOT, KEEP IT HOT SO WE CAN ESCAPE THE MASS SURVIVOR GAMES ERA

Alright if lana was reissuing A.K.A and she's gonna add five new songs what would they be and why

For me

1.Trash Magic

2.Pin Up Galore

3.Ben

4.Waimea

5.Axl Rose Husband

[questionfortheculture 672]

Just now, tough said:

The funny thing is i never did anything bad before on here and then i make a bad joke and EVERYONE hates me. I mean I understand that It wasn’t funny but like, it’s not like lasso is not happening because of what I said. 

Anyway once again sorry for everyone I hurt. But I’m not gonna pay your therapy xx 

low-key it was kinda funny 

[Candy Necklace 8,548]

6 minutes ago, ivory almond said:

THE THREAD IS HOT, KEEP IT HOT SO WE CAN ESCAPE THE MASS SURVIVOR GAMES ERA

let me go spam those real quick

[dexter 2,400]

lock this thread 

[ivory almond 16,841]

3 minutes ago, ComebacktoCalifornia said:

Alright if lana was reissuing A.K.A and she's gonna add five new songs what would they be and why

For me

1.Trash Magic

2.Pin Up Galore

3.Ben

4.Waimea

5.Axl Rose Husband

She would prob do these:

1. Pawn Shop Blues

2. Trash Magic

3. Smarty

4. Queen of the Gas Station

5. Put Me In A Movie

 

but this is getting off-topic from lasso

[Lanaparadiserey 24,354]

Mike Dean produced Born To Die 2.0 EP with sexy and glamorous song writing coming next week

[dexter 2,400]

On eagles wings coming for the us election 🥹

[motel six 4,729]

42 minutes ago, tough said:

The funny thing is i never did anything bad before on here and then i make a bad joke and EVERYONE hates me. I mean I understand that It wasn’t funny but like, it’s not like lasso is not happening because of what I said. 

Anyway once again sorry for everyone I hurt. But I’m not gonna pay your therapy xx 

i wont recover from your manifestations leading people to think ur a real insider

[Demonmic03 11,629]

38 minutes ago, ivory almond said:

She would prob do these:

1. Pawn Shop Blues

2. Trash Magic

3. Smarty

4. Queen of the Gas Station

5. Put Me In A Movie

 

but this is getting off-topic from lasso

And add kill kill

[Francesco Carrozzini 13,476]

2 hours ago, boom like that said:

wouldn't be the first time Lana has lied to Elle (and to the rest of the fandom) 

 

lying to millions of fans is one thing, but lying specifically to Elle?  I can't with her 

[Francesco Carrozzini 13,476]

1 hour ago, The Grants said:

why would we want anything non lasso related 

 

this

I was at Lanaboards, on the  pre-release thread

Watching a user telling others to shut up

I guess I was in it

'cause baby for  a minute

It was Lasso in my mind

 

(read w  the melody of CWIMM)

[Make me your Dream Life 89,734]

Lets skip the virtue signaling and say we’re bored and want news 

[Chickacherrycola 507]

1 hour ago, ComebacktoCalifornia said:

Alright which do the people want more

1.Behind The Iron Gates

2.A.K.A Reissue

3.Unreleased Album

4.Something Different

I would like all of the above but ALSO a tour documentary with all of the footage that Chuck has shot. 

[baddisease 18,015]

can someone explain this "ijbol" thing?

[ivory almond 16,841]

9 minutes ago, baddisease said:

can someone explain this "ijbol" thing?

I just burst out laughing 

[baddisease 18,015]

1 minute ago, ivory almond said:

I just burst out laughing 

 

ah

thanks

[Demonmic03 11,629]

2 hours ago, ComebacktoCalifornia said:

Alright which do the people want more

1.Behind The Iron Gates

2.A.K.A Reissue

3.Unreleased Album

4.Something Different

AKA how lana wanted it to be

[helloheaven 622]

4 hours ago, Juniper said:

Pack it up Mrs they/she

What happened to creative transphobia also i love that you think im married

what is with these kids on here born in 2009 i feel old 

[BethDufreneOnTheBayouByYou 10,176]

Why are so many insiders - real and fake alike - teasing another project that isn’t LDR10. Like 3-4 people have claimed there’s another *secret* project. Something is up.

 

Also, didn’t Ricardo say back in like March / April on a TikTok that Lana died her hair blonde for a secret project? 

Edited September 16, 2024 by aGlassShipThatCanFly