Lana's Astrological Birth Chart

[Lanakai 661]

I was reading my chart again just now and decided to put Lana's vitals in to see what her ascending sign is (Virgo!) as I find rising signs to speak more about a person than their sun sign does... and I was surprised how eerily accurate it was for her, especially in regards to her recent behaviour in interviews. Whether you believe in it or not, take a look for yourself and post what you think:

 

 

 

Hi there, here is the interpretation of the astrological chart that you asked for. Also attached is a .GIF graphic file which depicts your chart wheel. Thank you for visiting the Astrolabe WEB site at http://alabe.com This report has been created especially for you. It represents your Unique picture at the time you were born and at the place you were born. If you are unsure of the exact time of day of your birth (or the date or the place), the reading will probably not seem as accurate as it could be in certain places, but other parts will seem to be very appropriate. You will notice at certain places in the reading that contradictory information seems to be given. This is to be expected, because the personality of most people is extremely complex. For example, at times we are quite shy and at other times we are very aggressive, and so forth. You will also notice that, at certain points in the reading, certain patterns may be repeated over and over, especially in a longer more detailed report than this one. This is also to be expected. This simply means that your horoscope has an extremely strong focus on this particular pattern and that you should pay extra close attention to what is said about it. Now, on with your Report! 

Name: Lana 
June 21 1985 
12:00 PM Time Zone is EDT 
new york, NY 

Rising Sign is in 18 Degrees Virgo 
You tend to be very shy and not very self-assertive. You are supercritical about how you appear to others. Even though you may think you are uninteresting and dull, you are actually quite soft- spoken, orderly, neat and very likable. You are a perfectionist with high standards, and at times you can be quite tactless in pointing out the faults of others. Very practical, efficient and purposeful, your appearance and bearing reflect your need to appear graceful, sensible and reserved. You have a crisp, no-nonsense approach to dealing with others. Never lazy or self-indulgent, you tend to be dedicated to the work ethic. 

Sun is in 00 Degrees Cancer. 
Very emotional and sensitive, you have an intuitive understanding of the "vibes" around you. You tend to be quite generous, giving, loving and caring, but only when your own needs for emotional support, love and security have been met. If they are not met, you tend to withdraw into yourself and become very insecure and selfish. Your home and family (especially your mother or the person who played that role for you early on) represent security for you and thus assume a larger-than-life importance. Very sentimental, you have vivid and long- enduring memories of the past. No matter how well adjusted you are, you will always need a secret quiet place of your own in order to feel at peace. Feeding others can give you great pleasure you would enjoy being part of a large family. 

Moon is in 07 Degrees Leo. 
You always want to be proud of yourself and will never do anything that will make yourself look bad. You need the respect and admiration of others and enjoy attracting attention to yourself. Everything you do tends to be self-emphasized and self-exaggerated. Very stubborn, willful and independent yourself, be sure to allow others who are close to you the similar right to "be themselves." Your need for love, affection and reassurance, and your tendency toward vanity, allow you to have your head easily turned by flattery. The more insecure you are, the more you tend to be a showoff. You love games and sports as a matter of fact, you would usually rather play than work. Be careful of a tendency to be snobbish and uppity -- it does not become you. 

Mercury is in 16 Degrees Cancer. 
Your emotions tend to rule your thought processes. You have difficulty seeing life objectively. You have an excellent memory, especially about things to which you have formed an emotional bond. You prefer ideas and thoughts that are known and familiar, and therefore tend to dislike fads or radical ideas. The beliefs and traditions of your family and culture are very important to you. Your thinking becomes quite unclear when you are emotionally shaken -- try not to make major decisions when you are upset. Let things calm down first. 

Venus is in 14 Degrees Taurus. 
You are known to be a warm and affectionate person, and you tend to form long- lasting attachments. The reverse of this is that you can also be quite possessive once you have made a commitment. The beauty, luxury and comfort of your surroundings are important to you and you will devote much time and energy to making your home just right. Beware of your tendency toward self-indulgence, especially with respect to eating incorrectly. You also need outside stimuli to get you in gear When things come too easily for you, you can be lazy and indolent. 

Mars is in 08 Degrees Cancer. 
Your moods are very important to your overall well-being. You are confident and self-assertive when you are feeling upbeat, and you are retiring, irritable and grumpy when you get depressed about anything. Very sensitive, you wear your heart on your sleeve. You are easily angered whenever you think someone has slighted you. It is best for you to show your anger immediately and let it all out, rather than to try to hold it in or to hold grudges for a long time. You're extremely loyal and defensive of your family, neighborhood, community and culture. 

Jupiter is in 16 Degrees Aquarius. 
Your personal growth occurs when you have the freedom to do things in new and interesting ways -- this brings out your natural inventiveness. You are an individualist, but you are also attracted to mass movements that emphasize social betterment and you will devote much time and energy to their efforts. Very fair- minded and objective, you have extraordinary skills at organization and administration.

Saturn is in 22 Degrees Scorpio. 
You tend to release emotional energies only very reluctantly. This is partly due to your fear of what horrible calamity might occur should they be released -- your emotions are terribly complicated and intense. Try not to repress these energies entirely, however, or you will succumb to negative and destructive forms of compulsive behavior. Give yourself the freedom to look awkward or silly once in a while. The relief you feel will be quite therapeutic and the embarrassment (whether it is real or imagined) will pass quickly. 

Uranus is in 15 Degrees Sagittarius. 
You, and most of your peers, have the tendency to think that all ideas, customs and traditions from the past are outmoded and irrelevant. You are attracted to radically new ideas, philosophies and religions that will, hopefully, cause sweeping changes throughout the world. 

Neptune is in 02 Degrees Capricorn. 
You, and your entire generation, will idealize work, practicality and the ability to attain reasonable goals. But, because you will also stress the need to be selfless and giving, you may find it difficult to attain your goals unless you have lowered your expectations on all fronts. 

Pluto is in 02 Degrees Scorpio. 
For your entire generation, this is a period of intense research and discovery in areas that were heretofore considered mysterious, remote or taboo. The root causes for many complex occurrences will be unearthed due to the intensity and thoroughness of the search. 

N. Node is in 17 Degrees Taurus. 
It's not in your nature to seek out many casual acquaintances in your daily round of activities. You feel much more comfortable with a small, close-knit group of people -- those with whom you can relax and work toward known and clearly defined goals. Your loyalty to a person or group, once given, is forever -- you'll expend all of your quite considerable energy in seeing that the group stays together and prospers. You choose your partners and relationships so carefully that you're bound to gain certain advantages from them, including those of a material nature. Be careful though not to let mere self-service be your motivation in establishing your connections -- make sure that there's an even give-and-take! 

 

[veniceglitch 379]

This site is cool, too. For Lana, for everyone. They need to update it with her '85 actual DOB.

 

http://www.thesecretlanguage.com/report/personology/?r=19850621

 

'...Easily seduced, they can also enchant others, whether consciously or unconsciously; such seductive individuals may have a sweetly innocent charm. They must be wary of being imposed upon, but they usually have good defensive instincts, and in the emotional sphere even mild individuals will gently lay down guidelines that should not be overstepped. The more aggressive of them are often aware of their persuasive powers, which they may use without qualm to get their way, even when other individuals are hurt in the process.

    Although possessed of charm and magnetism, they can be remarkably cool customers. They have a useful objectivity, and their reasoning powers make an effective foil to their deep emotions. They are in fact an interesting blend of logic and feeling. When they make an appeal to the emotions of others, they do so in a detached, thoughtful way. Not easily upset, they inspire confidence through their sympathy, concern and willingness to help. They have a way of entering the hearts of those they love, and a reluctance to give up their position there, even when separations prove necessary.

    These tend to be private people who will not easily grant access to their inner world. They frequently do best when they are able to work at home, and they often set up their home as a kind of retreat or sanctuary. To be allowed to share their living space implies great trust and respect. An invitation to visit this highly personal world is more often felt as a true gift, or the reflection of a desire to share, than as a sign of ostentation or of a need for sociability.

    These folks must beware of isolating themselves from the society around them and living in an unproductive dreamworld. Such detachment will hold them back in their personal and spiritual development, and toward the end of their lives they may view it as a sign of failure. Since staying in touch with reality is especially important for them, they may find friends and lovers who are more extroverted than they are an essential link to the world. They should also beware of a kind of passive selfishness, in which it seems to others that they think the world revolves around them and that they constantly demand attention, if without saying so. Their special needs and wants as sensitive individuals can impose heavy demands on their friends and intimates, who may at the same time find themselves denying their own emotional and physical requirements.'

 

 

Sounds like Lizzy, all right.

[Lanakai 661]

This site is cool, too. For Lana, for everyone. They need to update it with her '85 actual DOB.

 

http://www.thesecretlanguage.com/report/personology/?r=19850621

 

 

 

AH! I love it! And that badge on there... Day of the Worldly Rapture, I know I've heard that before somewhere...

 

“LIZZY GRANT WAS BORN ON THE DAY OF WORLDLY RAPTURE. SHE IS INSPIRED BY CAFFEINE, G-D, AND DAVID LEE ROTH. SHE SPENT TWO YEARS AS A TRAPESE ARTIST IN A SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA CIRCUS. SHE’S BEEN MARRIED FOUR TIMES IN 5 COUNTRIES. HAVING SHARED THE STAGE WITH SUCH ACTS AS MIRAH, THE BLOW, AND JOHN MAYER, IT’S NO SURPRISE THAT SHE’S ONE OF THE MOST SOUGHT AFTER AND INTRIGUING ACTS TO HAVE ERRUPTED ON THE NEW YORK MUSIC SCENE. A REGULAR FRIEND AND INFLUENCE ON THE DOWNTOWN CROWD, LIZZY GRANT HAS BEEN NAMED THE UNOFFICIAL SWEETHEART BY HIPSTER MUSICOLOGISTS EVERYWHERE. A WINNER OF THE WILLIAMSBURG LIVE SONGWRITING CONTEST, AND NOTORIOUS FEMME FATALE, SHE’S SWEETER THAN YO MAMA’S APPLE PIE.”

[Pancake Karma 176]

I don't really understand astrological stuff, but this is very interesting to read! It is very similar to her personality, actually. 

[Guest Dot]

Are you sure she was born at 12 PM? The time can change things around a lot as well.

[Mafiosa 1,089]

Are you sure she was born at 12 PM? The time can change things around a lot as well.

we don't know what exact time she was born; whenever I create natal charts and I don't know what time they were born, I use 12 pm because it's just a neutral time that won't skew the results too much

[Lanakai 661]

Are you sure she was born at 12 PM? The time can change things around a lot as well.

 

Like @ said, 12 pm is the standard fill in the blank time for natal charts. It'd be weird if we knew her birth time anyway lol tbh I'm not even 100% sure about mine. 

 

I believe it would only change around the smaller stuff like the planets in signs, but the rising, sun, moon, and larger planets would all be accurate for that location on that date

[FROGGO 2,804]

This is so scarily accurate, it makes me want to make my own

[MotelHoney 305]

Kind of off-topic, but I decided to check out that site for myself and looked up my relationship with my boyfriend... here are the traits:

 

UNIQUE
INTUITIVE
PSYCHIC
INCESTUOUS
HIDDEN
SCANDALOUS

 

[Macintosh Manhattan 6,511]

I made my own chart and it was dead on . It was freaky tbh how accurate it was. As for Lana's it was also dead on. So freaky....

[Lanakai 661]

Kind of off-topic, but I decided to check out that site for myself and looked up my relationship with my boyfriend... here are the traits:

 

UNIQUEINTUITIVEPSYCHICINCESTUOUSHIDDENSCANDALOUS

 

Haha incestuous hey?

[MotelHoney 305]

Haha incestuous hey?

 

[CherryGalore 99]

She was born at 9 am, she stated this in an interview (radio, I think.) She identifies as a gemini...

[Lanakai 661]

She was born at 9 am, she stated this in an interview (radio, I think.) She identifies as a gemini...

That makes sense, she is totally a cusp baby!

 

Just for shits and giggles, I looked up Gemini-Cancer Cusps and this is what I came up with:

 

First, to explain a cusp: http://www.astromatcha.com/astrology-compatibility-questions/does-being-born-on-the-cusp-affect-astrological-compatibility/

 

And link that describes all cusps in the zodiac and the personality traits associated with them: http://www.astrology.com/were-your-born-cusp/2-d-d-288194

 

From the first paragraph about the Gemini-Cancer cusp:

 

"Gemini is the third sign of the zodiac. Geminis examine the world through intellect. Cancer is the fourth sign of the zodiac. Cancers are emotional and traditional. Those born on the Gemini/Cancer cusp display great imagination and tend to be very expressive."

 

LOL of course she would just know her birth time and share it openly on the radio like that! Only Lana...   She seems like she'd be a lot like this in real life, talking about her astrological sign with strangers and talking about people's vibrations and shit:

 

 

Maybe not to THAT extreme but just enough to keep things interesting. She's so quirky and I love her for it 

[careybaby 1]

The rising sign is dependent on an accurate time of birth, as is the degree of the moon. The rising sign changes sign roughly every two hours and the moon moves into a new sign every 2.5 days.

 

Also, without the time of birth it's not possible to know what planets are in what houses - for example; Sun in the 1st House is very different from Sun in the 7th House.

[Lanakai 661]

The rising sign is dependent on an accurate time of birth, as is the degree of the moon. The rising sign changes sign roughly every two hours and the moon moves into a new sign every 2.5 days.

Also, without the time of birth it's not possible to know what planets are in what houses - for example; Sun in the 1st House is very different from Sun in the 7th House.

Good to know. I wonder why they would allow a general time then if so much is dependent on an exact time?

[careybaby 1]

Sorry, I don't know how to quote -

 

I'm not sure what site or software you used, but usually there's a "Time Unknown" button to click that just leaves out the rising sign (ascendant) and the houses and gives you just a general reading of the planets, as most of them, apart from the Moon (and the Sun in cases like Lana's birthday where the Sun moves out of Gemini into Cancer), don't really move too much throughout the course of a day. They say that a chart is 1/3 Signs, 1/3 Aspects and 1/3 Houses and since the time only completely changes the Houses, I'd say you can still get a good read of someone's chart without them, although you can't tell what Signs/Aspects affects which section of their lives.

 

You'll see though, if you go back to what you used to get Lana's chart info and move the time of birth to 3pm her rising sign should have moved into Libra or even Scorpio by then.

[FROGGO 2,804]

@@Lanakai I did mine and it wasn't accurate WHY WAS IT CRAZY ACCURATE FOR LANA AND NOT FOR ME   

[evilentity 13,341]

^ Because astrology is bunk.

[FROGGO 2,804]

^ Because astrology is bunk.

NO ITS NOT EVIL