Conspiracy Theory-- Lana Del Rey and SOPHIE are the same person

[Stargirl 13,348]

pitchfork come @ me 

feminism feminism feminism 

maybe that will summon them 

[baddisease 15,890]

lana is not as innocent as we think.

 

there used to be this cute little blonde girl called lana del ray, until lana KILLED her and stole her identity. she's been assuming different identities for years. tax evasion at it's finest 

 

I hate you for reminding me of the conspiracy theory that Lady Gaga threw someone off of a building, took her soul, and stole her music.

[Stargirl 13,348]

I hate you for reminding me of the conspiracy theory that Lady Gaga threw someone off of a building, took her soul, and stole her music.

It was Lana, actually. In 2007, Lady Stefani Nosforatu Germany was jealous of the burgeoning success of Lizzy Grant, so she attempted to murder her. However, Interscope found her body and salvaged her brain, putting her into a cyborg body and calling her "Lana Del Rey". Little did they know that Lizzy Grant had died and "Lana" had taken on a life of its own. It's purpose? To seek out daddies, make people jealous, and evade taxes. She's been switching bodies to this day. This is why people accused her of being artificial and emotionless in the Born to Die era-- she was still learning how to be human. Honeymoon was a virus she got after opening a male enhancement email, ignore it.

[folklore 1,526]

   

[Rockwell 401]

It was Lana, actually. In 2007, Lady Stefani Nosforatu Germany was jealous of the burgeoning success of Lizzy Grant, so she attempted to murder her. However, Interscope found her body and salvaged her brain, putting her into a cyborg body and calling her "Lana Del Rey". Little did they know that Lizzy Grant had died and "Lana" had taken on a life of its own. It's purpose? To seek out daddies, make people jealous, and evade taxes. She's been switching bodies to this day. This is why people accused her of being artificial and emotionless in the Born to Die era-- she was still learning how to be human. Honeymoon was a virus she got after opening a male enhancement email, ignore it.

God so glad we're getting a cure for the virus that puts us all to sleep- a new album that should keep us all awake

[Roll With me 5,640]

I hate you for reminding me of the conspiracy theory that Lady Gaga threw someone off of a building, took her soul, and stole her music.

 

R.I.P Lina Morgana

[triangles19 2,388]

I can't believe how I didn't saw that early, this cat was way too cute to be innocent.

[Stargirl 13,348]

I can't believe how I didn't saw that early, this cat was way too cute to be innocent.

It's all a part of ((Lana's)) plan to distract you from the truth 

[baddisease 15,890]

R.I.P Lina Morgana

 

tbh i still don't believe such a person even existed.

[Stargirl 13,348]

Lana Morgana

[Roll With me 5,640]

tbh i still don't believe such a person even existed.

 

She did, I actually saw someone on Twitter who posted a live performance of that girl like hours ago xDDDD

[Stargirl 13,348]

MORE EVIDENCE GIRLS!! 

 

The song "She's Not Me" is the genuine Lizzy taking over Lana's body and singing about how robot Lana stole her body and identity and bf 

When you think you're over me
And your bad baby is dead and gone
Remember I'm the ghost in your machine
I'm your real life suicide blonde.

 

Actual Lana is the machine and Lizzy is the ghost. She refers to herself as "suicide blonde" because she "killed herself" and was blonde and now Lana is like every hair color but blonde 

[Belladonna 2,406]

MORE EVIDENCE GIRLS!! 

 

The song "She's Not Me" is the genuine Lizzy taking over Lana's body and singing about how robot Lana stole her body and identity and bf 

When you think you're over me

And your bad baby is dead and gone

Remember I'm the ghost in your machine

I'm your real life suicide blonde.

 

Actual Lana is the machine and Lizzy is the ghost. She refers to herself as "suicide blonde" because she "killed herself" and was blonde and now Lana is like every hair color but blonde 

You're a genius.

[Wilde_child 490]

What drugs are you on? Need some.

[Stargirl 13,348]

What drugs are you on? Need some.

I'm high on life and also xanax hunny 

 

don't take xanax, though; can't have anyone sleeping on THIS