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when someone says I hate lana del rey and u get mad

 

 

when you have a pesi can or bottle you write my vagina tastes like pepsi cola 

 

 

when you get pissed when you say a real thing about lana and they say "that's not true, im not an idiot ( my friend says that it pisses me off ) even though they don't even like lana del rey

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This thread is pure genius, oh my god. And so totally relate-able, wow!

You know you're a LDR fan when...

  • You get angry when people spell her name as "Del Ray" rather than "Del Rey".
  • Twirling while listening to her music, at home, alone by yourself.
  • Seeing the word "Queen" and thinking "of Coney Island"
  • You see any form of cola and think "pussy"
  • Puffing out your lips and thinking that you look amazing
  • Living in a trailer park seems like fun
  • Lana is the only thing completely organized to a T in your iTunes library
  • Hearing or seeing the letter K makes you ponder for a bit
  • Getting excited over vintage fashion and things
  • Suddenly liking Chevrolets 
  • Wanting to buy an expensive t-shirt that would normally be ridiculous, but you'd actually be willing to buy it because Lana is on it
  • Getting upset when people claim to love Lana but they only know one song by her (specifically Video Games or Blue Jeans)
  • Wanting to wear a white shirt with blue jeans often just because

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...when you begin imitating the slow or not-so-slow hairflip as an inside joke.

 

God knows I've done it a couple of times around people that don't know what a hairflip, leave alone Lana Del Rey, is. All I earned was irritated looks and recommendations to medicate my nervous convulsions.

 

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A couple of days back ago I was casually walking on my way to the uni. I was listening to "Put Me In A Movie" in my earphones and I caught myself singing "You can be my daddy" outside of Seven Eleven where a little kid stood and looked at me with his petite little sunglasses. I've been hoping ever since that he can't lip read :awk:


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A couple of days back ago I was casually walking on my way to the uni. I was listening to "Put Me In A Movie" in my earphones and I caught myself singing "You can be my daddy" outside of Seven Eleven where a little kid stood and looked at me with his petite little sunglasses. I've been hoping ever since that he can't lip read :awk:

:lmao:

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This thread is pure genius, oh my god. And so totally relate-able, wow!

You know you're a LDR fan when...

  • You get angry when people spell her name as "Del Ray" rather than "Del Rey".
  • Twirling while listening to her music, at home, alone by yourself.
  • Seeing the word "Queen" and thinking "of Coney Island"
  • You see any form of cola and think "pussy"
  • Puffing out your lips and thinking that you look amazing
  • Living in a trailer park seems like fun
  • Lana is the only thing completely organized to a T in your iTunes library
  • Hearing or seeing the letter K makes you ponder for a bit
  • Getting excited over vintage fashion and things
  • Suddenly liking Chevrolets 
  • Wanting to buy an expensive t-shirt that would normally be ridiculous, but you'd actually be willing to buy it because Lana is on it
  • Getting upset when people claim to love Lana but they only know one song by her (specifically Video Games or Blue Jeans)
  • Wanting to wear a white shirt with blue jeans often just because

 

 

yes, yes, yes! i've never paid for expensive tees before being a lana fan! 


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yes, yes, yes! i've never paid for expensive tees before being a lana fan! 

The same story here, haha. And I LOVE your signature! :cuteface:  Soul Calibur was my life and Cass and Sophie are my favorite characters.

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When you sing Ride to yourself for the entire duration of a bike ride 

 

When you play BTD on vinyl in one room, whilst it plays on ipod in the other 

 

When you mime the entire BTD album infront of the mirror, pouting ofc. 

 

When these faces:  :horror:  :icant:  :brows:  :pft:  :lanasrs:  :judgingu:  :agree:  have become habitual 

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The same story here, haha. And I LOVE your signature! :cuteface:  Soul Calibur was my life and Cass and Sophie are my favorite characters.

 

oh my god, somebody who actually recognised them! sweet baby jesus! i love soul calibur, i've been a fan of it for 10 years and i've always mained with soph and cassie(: 


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oh my god, somebody who actually recognised them! sweet baby jesus! i love soul calibur, i've been a fan of it for 10 years and i've always mained with soph and cassie(: 

Are you serious? Who can't recognize them is the real question here. It pains me to just think that they were both replaced in SCV, ugh. They both share a special place in my heart.

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Are you serious? Who can't recognize them is the real question here. It pains me to just think that they were both replaced in SCV, ugh. They both share a special place in my heart.

 

ugh i know, and that's why i won't even touch V. to me, II & III are the best! you'll be surprised how many people can't recognise them which annoys me, soph's top tier and cass is high too!


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- When you start singing her songs the way she does them live

 

"Take your body downtown honey honey"

"I was like no puhhhhlease stay here"

"let me fuck you hard in the pouring rain"

at the end of born to die "We were born to dieeeeee oooooOOOooo aaaaaaahhhh ooooohhhh"

 

(I tried this at the concert and got some weird looks like how did you know? :O )

 

- When you get a little competitive with other fans "No, I  love her more"


Long hair, Lana that's my bitch

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when you work at a job that's uniform is to wear a shirt and matching hat that says "Pepsi - Cola" and you feel like a :creep: all day making references in your head that no one understands.


god knows I tried

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