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Posted
3 minutes ago, Lustformoney said:

is Nokia playing another show today? Remember to ask those:

,,Lana, is Dealer on Rock candy sweet?"

,,Lana, whats the release date for Rock candy sweet?"

,,Lana, are songs for Rock candy sweet mastered?"

,,Lana, did you submit Rock candy sweet to the vinyl pressing plant?"

And remember to talk loud and slowly and say the album name every time. Make her answer specific.:hottie:

if only lol 

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if i fuck this model and she just bleached her asshole and i get bleach on my t-shirt, imma feel like an asshole

Posted

I left for two hours and LB completely spiralled down... Didn’t she say to that fan that she was writing new songs already and Jack being on board was for those?

Anyways, we’ll have to see when she decides to inform us on that damn album. 

Posted

wait.... norman fucking ROCKwell and ROCK candy sweet.... why does she have to play with us like this? make a full on rock album alreadyyyyy please its in the name!!!

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Posted
3 minutes ago, domandapiano said:


imagining this is sending me, it’s like a parent making sure their kid got all their homework done 
:eartha: 

 

 

Or like when I ask Alexa questions :oic2:

Posted
2 minutes ago, GeminiLanaFan said:

Or like when I ask Alexa questions :oic2:

"Hey Siri, is lana lying again?"
 

:oprah:

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Posted
59 minutes ago, littleredpartydress said:

Oh true I forgot. No instruments = real music

 

it will be exclusively played on a vintage acoustic guitar found at a yard sale in Texarkana, Texas. The guitar is so old that it only has two strings though, so every song has the exact same notes played on it. 
 

drums will be replaced with vape cracks. 

In fact, this album will feature no words to make it more authentic and accurate to the universal human experience of fragile and delicate women. It’s completely post-verbal. It’s actual real music unlike anything anyone else is making. 
 

Listen to it alone on a walk through a sunflower field at dusk whilst contemplating your own fragility ?

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let's be real, all you bitches wanna look like me

Posted
Just now, ShadesOfFool said:

In fact, this album will feature no words to make it more authentic and accurate to the universal human experience of fragile and delicate women. It’s completely post-verbal. It’s actual real music unlike anything anyone else is making. 
 

Listen to it alone on a walk through a sunflower field at dusk whilst contemplating your own fragility ?

 

so all the "leaks" where you can't distinguish any real words aren't fake but instead are from post-verbal RCS? we won :hottie:

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Posted

57 days till another let down, but until then let's keep clowning :party::flop:

I never meant to be bad or unwell I was just living on the edge right between heaven and hell & I'm tired of it 

Posted
2 minutes ago, honeybadger said:

 

so all the "leaks" where you can't distinguish any real words aren't fake but instead are from post-verbal RCS? we won :hottie:

 

queen of time-traveling! :hottie:

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Posted
2 minutes ago, honeybadger said:

 

so all the "leaks" where you can't distinguish any real words aren't fake but instead are from post-verbal RCS? we won :hottie:

Exactly. It’s not silence. It’s authentic music. 

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let's be real, all you bitches wanna look like me

Posted
5 minutes ago, The Stargirl Pinky said:

Let the Alexa speculation begin......

 

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Half album half poetry?! :oprah2:

 

i can already sense this forum falling apart for the fourth time today just by reading this :assad: 

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Posted
13 minutes ago, littleredpartydress said:

Omg watch it be behind the iron gates renamed 

 

a shitty poetry book about her not not being racist...career OVER

 

Maybe after that, Jack refuses to work with her. So she has to go after underground producers and comes back with a new-culturalreset-groundbreaking sound

Posted
15 minutes ago, The Stargirl Pinky said:

Let the Alexa speculation begin......

 

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Half album half poetry?! :oprah2:

 

imagine..... if it was anything like honeymoon with burnt norton I'D TAKE IT no questions :hottie:

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