Hundred Dollar Bill

Of course he is! He also never had to flee the country or go to jail or whatever (?), and he's happily sitting at home making Lana mixtapes with no backlash at all. As long as it comes with some avacados.

Maybe in the near future, when Lana releases something country-exclusive, Moy can come to the rescue and make a fake iTunes for that country and buy the songs for us all.

and then i have a stroke and die

I understand what you're saying, and it makes perfect sense! I love traditions and stuff like that, I personally just don't think it should apply here, in her videos. To each their own, though. I feel like a *good* Lana tradition is how she puts many of her own videos together herself. I see that as more of a tradition than making an ~emoshunal~ speech at the end of every music video. Your poems example/analogy/whatever is pretty good, I see what you're saying but I just disagree in this situation! Don't let my opinion make you second-guess yourself though, if you like it, you like it.

I think that if she did them for every video, it would get repetitive and boring. It would really take away from the emotional and personal value of the monologues themselves if she did them for every video, or even every other video. It's just like any other thing really, the more it's done, the more its value dereases.

:$ Send me something to read and I'll record myself later!

That's because it's not auto-tuned.

FIFY

I know you're being sarcastic, but that stuff is offensive and insensitive. You wouldn't understand because you're not apart of those cultures (I am assuming this because your use of sarcasm in the post) but it's really not respectful to the people of that culture. I mean, who the hell wants to be represented by Ke$ha? I doubt Native Americans, had they known that such a... mess of a modern day pop star was representing them with her clothing, would be very happy to see her degrading their culture with a headdress that probably represents something she's got no knowledge about, or could be completely offensive in doing so. Celebs do that shit to get attention which makes it even worse. I'm not always good at explaining things, but I doubt you would like it if someone from another country tried to represent your people and their culture only for attention, and not because they actually take an interest in it. Also, they would probably give off false info/vibes in general of your culture since it's not something they are really familiar with. Again, I suck at explaining things so I'm sorry. I'll try to put it in easier terms if I can, that make more sense. "Oh, I'm going to take this culture and completely ignore its values and aspects, and expose it only for its fashionable qualities. That's not offensive or insensitive at all! After all, I'm only doing it for attention, so it's no big deal."

This should be a challenge in The Paradise Edition competition that Riley is doing. Whoever writes the cheesiest Lanaesque monologue wins the challenge! Riley, I am totally kidding. Please let's not do this. I mean, I could, I just don't want to.

I don't think the NA monologue was necessary at all, but I like this one. I definitely don't want another monologue though.

I HATE YOU.

WHAT THE FUCK THAT ISN'T FAIR WHY.

I don't even think they'd have the mental capacity to understand/appreciate a genuine artist when they come across one. 0mG Th!$ d03$nT $0UnD l!k3 1d!R3cT!0N !!!!

OHHHHHHHHHHHH MY GOD FUCKING NIGHTMARES YOU DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND :( :( :( :( :( :( :(

but glee destroys everything they touch, why would Lana's management let them even go near one of her songs..

I was basically saying that you need to sit down with your basic-ass so I can have some twerking spotlight... unless you want to join! Shit, we could have a twerk party, I don't even care as long as I can shake it to Let's Have a Kiki. I put it on my iPod and I've been listening to it all morning along with CAKE LIKE LADY GAGA. I am such a white boy.

Finally got around to listening to the new songs, and I REAALLYLYLYLYLYLYYYYYY LOVEE Let's Have a Kiki. I could twerk all day to that shit. Sitar, you can sit down because holy shit, this shit is sexy. Seriously, sit down. Omg. Bowing down to you rn tbh. :shy: OHHHH WHAT ARE YOU DOING I DIDN'T KNOW GAYMERICA WAS A LIQUORICE SAMPLERRRRR SEX SEX SEX

I want to get involved in all this stalking researching.

As long as you got that Chevrolet I will ride He said, "I wanna buy you up, plus a white milkshake." I always thought it was really obvious what she was saying there.

But I want it NOW!

I like some of their songs. They're not really consistent IMO. I love Moth's Wings and Hideaway.

I know. I was referring to a different member. People have been bringing it up a lot lately and one member specifically has a way of questioning everything a moderator decides to do and is very argumentative, so I've got a short fuse with this subject. I didn't mean to come off rude.

I'm not being mean, I'm just tired of members asking this. I'm also tired of certain members questioning every decision moderators make, so I simply said right away for him to not even ask, because it doesn't matter why. Anyway, like Sitar said, maybe we can have one when the forum gets bigger, but I highly doubt it.

No, and it's not going to happen. Don't ask why either.