Amadeus

This is so ridiculous.
 
Lana...
is actually more than 29 years old
spent a year in prison for assaulting the bitch who allegedly stole her "husband" and got billed out by her father
has been married to certain "Kenneth" who spent time on death row due to murder
is a former part-time prostitute
has had an abortion
was inspired to dedicate various songs to her "husband" who hang himself in death row
is now clean after years of drug abuse
has had plastic surgery after being released from prison
is having regular contact with the person that leaks all this information and appears to be a close friend of his/her/it

Hold on, my aunt Madonna is calling me on my phone to wish me a happy birthday. I'll be back in a few minutes...

ARE OYU REALLY OH MY GOD

of course she is, this is the only lana forum and she loves to creep.

i wish this whole community could be in a room together for 5 minutes. it would be so easy to suss bitches out.

Omg this is so intense, why do I always miss out on the drama D:

LMFAO at everyone suddenly going onto their profile

oh my god..... i think if Taylor was reading this, she would be embarrassed till the end of time... :hehe:
 
she copied more obvious than Rihanna copied Beyonce at the beginning of her career...

Any time she wears those fresh2death jackets. Live for that.
 
Also this
 

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WTF ?! The monologue, the boy, this Lucky One thing... This is so embarrassing, oh god
 

not only wrote a song about Lana, but gave it nearly the same title as one of Lana's songs? might have been a cool idea if this was about a musician from decades ago, but in the same year... doesn't seem appropriate.

I'm pretty sure she is since she writes songs about everyone in the world.

That's what I think, too. If this gets nominated for anything...

omg I think she's even wearing a white version of the jacket lana wore in ride with the fringes...

one of the most known names around the world is copying out Lana Del Rey
i'm upset at the fact of you need to be more creative dumb slut
but like, wow at the same time
 
that monologue so does not fit the song btw its all 'deep' and everything and then it goes into a catchy pop song that you've head too many times you're trying too hard taylor

Well the shitty journalists aren't going to buy tickets to your tour, so I don't think you have anything to worry about touring here, Lana :brit:

Well, sometimes someone comes along and says, "Excuse me, you look just like Lana Del Rey." And I answer, "Thank you, that's very kind of you." And I am pleased.
 
lol oh

guys we should all get Ferrari jackets and start a club awww shit we'd be so swag.

Is this Lana Del Rey?

YES

https://new.myspace.com/glimmeringlolita
 
Also, I think Myspace sent me *cough* 'exclusive invites' so if anyone needs one just ask!

You can win the collector's pack here:
http://www.lanadelrey.fr/thesingles/

is anyone going to the frankfurt gig?

is anyone going to the frankfurt concert?