peli

no *in* before spanish. this tune could be a reminder. you bought me diamonds. you CAN mow the lawn for money, I CAN make you playlists

Drill Drill
Whore of the Gas Station
Gramma (Blue Ribbon Sparkler Brothel Heaven)
Suck
Pussy Motel
Raise It Up (Blonde South)
Porn Store Blows
Slutty
For J (Part 2)
Tight Slits
Put Me In A Movie
Yayo

Guess who J is.

When i watch these clips and look at these pictures and think about this performance, i get a very similar feeling to what i experience the few times in my life where, for whatever reason, i've had no other choice but to go to Guitar Center, and all i need is to buy a cable or an adapter, and i'm in there and it's loud and oppressive and depressing, and there are all these meatheads packed together under one roof, trying out different guitars, playing shitty riffs, and i hate existence and my brain is eating itself and there's just a bad taste in the air, and i just want to get to the counter so that i can pay for my cable and get out of there and i feel so desperate, and my god, why is this happening, why am i here, what is going on?

Koji Kondo - The Wind Waker Symphonic Movement

As a Christmas gift, us at LanaDelReyOnline have decided to give away a few vinyls. I've had these for awhile now (I have two of nearly everything) and I'm not one of those fans that have the need for two of everything, so I thought I'd give them away.


 

To win? It's simple!


 

All you have to do is Log onto Twitter, go onto the two tweets and simply retweet them!


 

The retweeting will be closed on Boxing Day (December 26th) at 7pm GMT | 2pm EST, and I will use random allocation (Random Numbered Program) to decide.


 

This contest is WORLDWIDE. I don't mind where you live!


 

SO... Click either photo, or BOTH to direct you to the tweets, and RETWEET them to enter.


 




[Click the photo to go to the tweet]





 

Good Luck guys! Merry Christmas, and enjoy!

yes i heard she drank a lot, water, juice boxes, even hot cocoa on holidays.

Yes, Lana had deep-seated issues when she was 7 and had to drown them in alcohol because that's the natural response for a child.

no *in* before spanish. this tune could be a reminder. you bought me diamonds. you CAN mow the lawn for money, I CAN make you playlists

Maybe, just maybe, Lana Del Rey is like a China Russian Doll, and when you open her up, inside of her there is Lana Del Ray, and inside of Lana Del Ray there is Lana Rey Del Mar, and inside of Lana Rey Del Mar there is Sparkle Jump Rope Queen, and inside of Sparkle Jump Rope Queen there is May Jailer, and inside of May Jailer there is Lizzi Grant, and inside of Lizzi Grant there is Lizzy Grant.

Someone just needs to start opening Lana Del Rey up.

Vote like this:

Best Musician Twitter: Lana Del Rey
 

 
Good one.

all boobs are bigger than lana's

almost was kind a key word but anyway, I guess what I was trying to get at was that different sounds trigger different emotional reactions in people. What you may perceive as emotionless another person may be very touched by.

Oh my god somebody wants me here I'm gonna cry. Thank you so much! I wanna stick around really I only talk to about 2 people about Lana and it's just not enough for my stan needs (no disrespect to either of them they're a++ stans but I need more in my life what can I say). I'm super glad you like the mash ups too omg I haven't made any of them in a while. This is really nice wowowowow
 

Idrk what to say basically I make cover art a lot and Lana Del Rey once posted it on FB/twitter which was cool here some of them are. Also I'm new as you can probably see from my, like, 0 posts. Oh well I hope you guys like the covers I hope I'm not doing something stupid wow.

On Our Way:



Summer Of Sam:



Lana Del Ray a.k.a. Lizzy Grant:



Prom Song (Gone Wrong):



and the one that was posted to Lana's official twitter/FB
Last Girl on Earth: (except she cut off the song title probs because it's unreleased idk)



Also here's one that I haven't put on my tumblr yet because the song isn't out but I love the title so much and I thought to make a cover even though I don't have a song to put it on.

Us Against The World:

Am I the only one who thinks this song is horrible?



and the only thing that does make it good is the fact that Lana Del Rey is mentioned?

Wearing her quirky catch-phrases to death. Has anyone ever really stopped to look at the title "Gramma (Blue Ribbon Sparkler Trailer Heaven)"? Jesus Christ, Elizabeth, enough is enough! You know, I have a minute to kill, I'm going to make the whole AKA album with Gramma-esque titles.
 
1. Kill Kill (Florida Dark Surf Paradise)
2. Queen of the Gas Station (Neon Chevrolet Darling)
3. Oh Say Can You See (By the Dawn's Early Light?)
4. Gramma (Blue Ribbon Sparkler Trailer Heaven)
5. For K Part 2 (Rehab Daddy Issues)
6. Jump (Sonic Palm Tree Cocaine Heart)
7. Mermaid Motel (Miss America Gogo Dancer)
8. Raise Me Up (Mississippi South Pickup Truck Baby Doll)
9. Pawn Shop Blues (Hotel Jesus Meth)
10. Brite Lites (Jersey Dance Queen Lolita)
11. Put Me in a Movie (Little Girl Cinema Noir)
12. Smarty (Dope Criminal Pin-Up)
13. Yayo (Retro Boss Axl Rose Husband)
 
That came way too easy.