the ocean

you already used up your free “quote me with why i’m wrong” please insert $1.00 into the slot

i’m getting a neutral pink kinda like a coral / mauve vibe and the flower will be chrysanthemums

this is gonna be so hard when it’s just yayo, ride, west coast, venice bitch & white dress the rest are all good but i can see being eliminated - those 5 though WHEW that’s gonna be a hard time

jack and drew are not the cute producers you think they are have they produced great songs? yes. are those songs good because of their production? absolutely not.

ahem Junky Pride - 0 (-1) Yayo - 6 Off To The Races - 5 Ride - 6 West Coast - 7 (+1) The Blackest Day - 4 13 Beaches - 5 Venice Bitch - 5 White Dress - 8 Black Bathing Suit - 4 sirens OUT

if born to die had: - the diet mtn dew rural demo - carmen piano demo - tiwmug peter ibsen demo - hey lolita hey - lucky ones rick nowels demo and didn’t have blue jeans it would be a perfect album

i have tried to understand it and that’s why i only dislike them and not hate them i’ve said this multiple times but the lyrics & melody are solid it’s the production that’s bad and it dampens the albums

Junky Pride - 1 (-1) Yayo - 6 Off To The Races - 5 Ride - 6 West Coast - 6 (+1) The Blackest Day - 5 13 Beaches - 5 Venice Bitch - 5 White Dress - 6 Black Bathing Suit - 5 my personal favorite LDR song isn’t here so i’m gonna be team west coast instead but i will help defend yayo, ride & white dress for as long as i can though

this is so hard all of the songs are good Gimme More - 15 Piece of Me - 15 Radar - 14 Break The Ice - 15 Heaven On Earth - 19 ++ Get Naked (I Got a Plan) - 15 Freakshow - 14 Toy Soldier - 14 — Hot As Ice - 15 Ooh Ooh Baby - 15 Perfect Lover - 16 Why Should I Be Sad - 15 Outta This World - 14 Get Back - 16 Everybody - 14 the only songs i can think of that are even possible to eliminate are toy soldier and hot as ice and even then they’re excellent and it hurts subtracting points from them

britney giving the lana survivor threads a run for their money i see Gimme More - 15 Piece of Me - 15 Radar - 14 Break The Ice - 15 Heaven On Earth - 17 +1 Get Naked (I Got a Plan) - 15 Freakshow - 14 Toy Soldier - 15 Hot As Ice - 14 -1 Ooh Ooh Baby - 15 Perfect Lover - 16 Why Should I Be Sad - 15 Outta This World - 15 Get Back - 16 Everybody - 15

as much as “she” tortures the graphic designer in me, she’d still probably do a better job than tim cook is right now tbh

in all seriousness though this is an invasion of lana’s privacy it’s none of our business unless she wants to make it our business (and she doesn’t)

crash is out on sunday monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturdayyyy

the lyrics & melodies i’ve actually quite enjoyed for the most part - chemtrails especially has beautifully written songs but the production is so fucking flat it sounds like it was recorded in a bedroom and it just dampens the experience for me - and that’s probably less jack/drew and more of a stylistic choice on lana’s part

now THIS is the REAL tea

median doesn’t necessarily mean average it’s the middle option but it’s like an 8/10 in between several 9’s & 8’s with like 2 actually average songs at the end of the chart

exactly don’t get me wrong i would love for music to leak and i want everything that is already circulating to leak - but i also don’t want her to get hacked for songs that aren’t out there at all

million dollar man is declared the median song from BTD

which is why it needs to be locked until we/y’all/they get a grip

she needs and deserves a break she went through actual hell and still managed to make excellent music (this includes britney jean because she actually didn’t make that album so she’s not responsible for that trainwreck)

this is me @ 90% of literally anyone’s arguments here

i think it’s track 8 and the middle card is like a placeholder because if you hover over the cassandra card it says “chapter 8” and the one before the middle one is “chapter 7”

i respectfully disagree with this

tl;dr - sky seems to be having some personal issues and having the public watch / comment on her struggle is just going to cause a breakdown - this is why the thread needs to be locked until some announcement is made that is also followed up since there’s nothing else to talk about besides that

that’s technically against the rules i was called out for doing the same thing you have to eliminate one of the first two and then move the saved one to the bottom of the list