the ocean

everything she did on coachella that people like about it she has done logarithmically **exponentially better on literally everywhere else in her discography unreleased included like i just don't understand it and talk about a bored ass delivery i could honestly write an essay on why this song is terrible i refuse to believe lana created it edit: apparently i didn't understand that unit in calculus i meant to say exponentially

idk there's just something about coachella that makes me want to throw everything lana related out of a window and set it on fire i know it's an overreaction but it's just an awful song like it's not even a fun innocent bop it's just really bad even betty boop boop is better

this is literally just the 5 in the morning goop superimposed over the image you can even see pixels they forgot to edit out right by her hair it's clearly a fan edit

day 1 of manifesting the lightning stems leaking

i don’t think glory will be her last album but i do think it’ll be her last album in awhile kinda like a missy elliott situation where she’ll always be involved in music but more behind the scenes with a couple one off drops and then she eventually comes back bigger and better

the woman was too stunned to speak

picasso wants to be excluded from this narrative

half of the born to die demos are better the songs themselves are some of her best work but they feel a little overproduced no offense to mr haynie carmen particularly - the demo might be one of my favorite lana songs and the album version is one of my least favorite lana songs

rob isn’t old he actually doesn’t age

this is one of my favorite charli quotes EVER and the context just makes it even better

imagine the creator of lanaboards and the lead mod of charliboards at a charli xcx concert stating they were lb mods granted i think charli would ask security to escort you out (cough xcx world) but still

it’s not that cocc & bb are vocally bad she just kinda sang in her range and didn’t take any risks with notable exceptions in fact most of lana’s stuff isn’t bad - it’s just some things are more polished and other stuff are more undercooked

one of her best looks

she looks radiant here

what if 🤔🤨 picasso 🧑🏻‍🎨🇪🇸 wasn’t 🙅🏻🚫 sad 😔😭 there would be no 🚫 blue 😱🔵 period

it’s what the haters will get flo ain’t taking any chances with this record

y’all give her a minute sometimes gays have no patience 😭✋ give it at least a year before you start scalping

all i’m gonna say is that if lana screams on the album even if it’s about picasso i’ll be satisfied

isn’t true romance the one she posted with the white hair extensions and she kinda looks high

inb4 it’s a used to know me / yuck double feature

i’m claiming choreomania it should’ve been the album title in the first place

me when i’m lying (except white dress & dealer that is the truth) edit: btw the songs can be good without lana doing melisma runs

dear lana’s team, there are other keyboard instruments besides a piano!!!