the ocean

very off topic but that peter gabriel album cover in your PFP is exactly how that post made me feel for a hot minute felt like i was having a stroke for a sec

catfight in the club bop

that is literally making my computer go at dial up speed took like 3 full minutes to load

a. taste b. possible foreshadowing for the lipsters?

can the mods spoiler that text or something

me trying to read all that

i have to break the news that i cannot attend... however a world-renowed pop star will be attending in my place

i'm lowkey wondering if some people on this forum even know what trans fats are maybe if lana educated the lipsters anyway back OT: i'm not even a FJM stan but let the light in is calling to me a bit

it's really not that serious y'all? /directed at ayesha fans

y'all's humor is bad if only one person laughed at this when lana talks about the steps to a healthy diet in let the light in which is actually about letting the right food into your life

trans fats are bad for you!

that is NOT any better (arguably worse tbh)

i didn't know this but it actually makes sense? barrie's voice is very... scottish and brooklyn baby doesn't sound like that

me with margaret

maybe in an alternate universe

omg a necromancy ceremony being performed at the lipsters

when "x VB" actually means "very bombastic" and she opens taco truck with "do i make you feel like christmas time?

omg is tom joining you? i mean jerry isn't alive anymore so

my non-synethesia brain take on this (part one) LANA DEL RAY aka LIZZY GRANT kill kill queen of the gas station oh say can you see gramma (blue ribbon sparkler trailer heaven) for k part 2 jump mermaid motel raise me up (mississippi south) pawn shop blues brite lites put me in a movie (i know it looks black but there is a very slight blue tinge) smarty yayo just noticed how for k & yayo give me both really similar vibes

the song is objectively garbage but there's just something weirdly endearing about it the part where she says "B U R" is kinda camp though

if any lipsters have synesthesia i would be so interested to see you partake in this

my IRL hair appointment got postponed so that means i can get my LB hair did for the lipsters

the audacity

anyway just finished my red carpet look AND my awards acceptance speech look (if i win anything of course, gotta be prepared though) btw there is a hint to what the twist will be in this post x